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EsotericEntity

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Nov 29, 2010
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Myself.

-MSPaintAdventures is my holy bible.
-Snapple is better than Faygo.
-I've been here for about five hours altogether. Yeah.
-Demon's Souls is the best game ever, I'm just the only one that realizes it so far.
-A lot of these don't have much to do with myself, do they.
-Steve Blum has a voice that I would go gay over in a heartbeat.
 

gisadodpapa

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Apr 1, 2009
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Me:
-I have a cat.
-I rarely post here even though I like the forums.
-I love the Silent Hill series.
-I need a giant robot for world domination.
 
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I hate high school.
I run a fight club.
I am training for when I enter the Marines.
I hope to get deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan.
I want to kill many terrorists and insurgents before I get killed.
I want to die over there.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Apr 12, 2009
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Guitar Gamer (me)
-Very musically inclined
-Lived in the user games for the earlier part of this year and the year before
-Has a ni religious devotion to Metalocalypse
 

Omikron009

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May 22, 2009
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1. I'm the worst artist on Earth.
2. I hate animals, dogs in particular.
3. I'm an extremely picky eater.
4. I'm probably smarter than you. (I come off as a douchebag when I say that, I know, but it's a fact.)
 

PayneTrayne

Filled with ReLRRgious fervor.
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PayneTrayne

I go to the University of Windsor, I'm in English/History and I really want to get a job.
I love LRR and everything it's associated with, I defend their comedy with relrrgious fervor and have watched three Desert Buses thus far. My goal (which was almost achieved this year) is to enjoy a pint with each of them.
I started, and ended, an improv troupe in my city when I was bored.
I don't enjoy the anime I've seen, or a majority of the ones that have been described to me.
When I grow up, I don't really care what my career is as long as it's somewhat enjoyable.
 

NewYork_Comedian

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Nov 28, 2009
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Me:

-I like Jazz

-I lurk here a lot as well

-I like all video game genres except JRPG's

-Made my first post as a thread [ i lie actually it was ten posts in :p]

-My favorite color is red
 

Dango

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Feb 11, 2010
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Dango (Me)
-I love starfish, and you should, too.
-Clannad is my favorite anime.
-I'm what I like to call "optimistically depressed".
 

TheBadGamer

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Mar 8, 2010
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Me

-Gaming is a part of my life.
-Like to collect OST from games that I love
-Love cats even if thou am allergic agents them.
 

Agent_Nahmen_Jayden

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Jun 28, 2010
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Me-
I am addicted to David Ranch Sunflower Seeds
I can't take a crap anywhere except my home/a place where only very close family lives either out of A.)Fear of someone hearing me and... oh I don't know recording it? and B.)Fear I stain a friends toilet if I drop a massive load.
I had a turtle that ran away...well, you know, he didn't RUN away, but he escaped and was never seen again. :'(
 

Ironic Pirate

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May 21, 2009
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-15, male, American.

-Swears Compulsively.

-Talks in the third person to spice up otherwise boring conversations.

-Has hilarious fetishes (vore, pregnancy)

-Has trouble paying attention to things he doesn't like, ie math class. Tends to think up movie plots or song lyrics instead.

-Is learning to play guitar, but can play only one string songs. (Quote: "I don't have fucking rubber fingers, they don't fucking bend that way you fucking asshole!")

-Wears glasses because left-eye is lazy and looks where it wants to.

-Is currently listening to Armoured Saint.

-Has trouble recalling interesting things about himself on demand.

-Dislikes math, but likes most other subjects. Except Earth Science, because it's duller than an unsharpened pencil. Seriously, fuck Earth Science, if I wanted to fall asleep I'd get a pillow.

-Occasionally falls back into first person when angry.

-Emphasizes weird things on self-descriptions so as to appear different. If it gets a quote, it floats my boat.
 

Gigaguy64

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Apr 22, 2009
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summerof2010 said:
I miss my friends from High School a lot.

I just thought about that last one... oh that's sobering....

:/
Sigh, i know exactly how you feel man.

OT Me-

Im a friendly person who likes other people
Im giving to to the point of being a door mat
I i love Drawing
I love Games, if i think its fun, ill play it
I love Animals
I love it when people ask me for help and advice, makes me feel good
I love money
 

Jazzyjazz2323

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Jan 19, 2010
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Me
I play guitar
I have an unhealthy obsession with little plastic men
I like to paint
I love the blues
 

GrimTuesday

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MellowFellow said:
GrimTuesday said:
MellowFellow said:
I go to Oregon State University.
HAHAHAHAHA how's that season going? /shameless gloating about football
Yeah...the season has not been good, ever since we lost one of our best players with a season ending injury we have sucked. The civil war is going to be a blow out most likely, but there would be nothing sweeter than to beat the ducks and stop them from going to the national championship. I think it would be one of the greatest days of my life. I will be going to the game, so hopefully our team shows up unlike last Saturday against Stanford.
Hey, anythings possible but I doubt it will happen, mostly because the Ducks are crazy good this year and the Beavers are pretty bad. Also, The main reason I dislike OSU is because two of the three years I when to the football camp they have there my dorm was really fucking far away from the chow hall and the practice field.
 

lacktheknack

Je suis joined jewels.
Jan 19, 2009
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Souplex said:
Souplex: Awesomegasmic.
It's pointless to elaborate as anything that could describe me falls under Awesomegasmic.
Your avatar is suplexing an old man. That's not very nice. (And don't tell me that's God, because it most certainly isn't.)

OT:
I've been to the basement. I have never recovered.
 

crudus

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Oct 20, 2008
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I read people, not books.
I carry a D20 anywhere I go.
I own a hedgehog named Sonic.