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[Unesh52]

sure, if you can find me...

Very secret turtle stuff apparently...

Spoiler: Wait a minute, I think I've seen you before.

 

[No Good Names Left]

My favourite band is Muse
I preferred Mass Effect 1 to 2
I'm mentally scarred after playing Amnesia The Dark Descent

 

[El Poncho]

Me-
Considering how long I've been here I should probably have a massive post count.
A lot of my posts consist of me wanking off Mass Effect 2 and Up.
I have to make toast for my sixth from once every fortnight.

I am ashamed you did not mention your maid costume!

Me-
I like Hazabaza's maid costume.
The chinese is my favourite take away.
I like to use my laptop charger to heat up my feet.

 

[supagama]

sure, if you can find me...

Very secret turtle stuff apparently...

Spoiler: Wait a minute, I think I've seen you before.

no, nononononoonononoononononononononononoononononononononono
fired. five times over fired. but i guess i have time ill upload some pics of my REAL turtle collection

 

[Wildcard5]

Myself...
My favorite style of game is sandbox...
I have no problem with piracy for personal use... (PLUNDER ON, MATEYS!!!)
I also really like the ellipses...

 

[hazabaza1]

Me-
Considering how long I've been here I should probably have a massive post count.
A lot of my posts consist of me wanking off Mass Effect 2 and Up.
I have to make toast for my sixth from once every fortnight.

I am ashamed you did not mention your maid costume!

Me-
I like Hazabaza's maid costume.
The chinese is my favourite take away.
I like to use my laptop charger to heat up my feet.

It's not my maid costume.
But here's an interesting fact about El Poncho:
He wants to see me in a maid costume.
Because he's gay.
And likes men.
[sub]Because he's gay.[/sub]

 

[swolf]

I have a beautiful wife and a beautiful daughter.
I work in a factory but plan to become a Paramedic after college.
I was trained as a Combat Medic in the Army.

(My Emt certification expired so I got to renew it. That's why I'm not currently a Paramedic)

 

[El Poncho]

Me-
Considering how long I've been here I should probably have a massive post count.
A lot of my posts consist of me wanking off Mass Effect 2 and Up.
I have to make toast for my sixth from once every fortnight.

I am ashamed you did not mention your maid costume!

Me-
I like Hazabaza's maid costume.
The chinese is my favourite take away.
I like to use my laptop charger to heat up my feet.

It's not my maid costume.
But here's an interesting fact about El Poncho:
He wants to see me in a maid costume.
Because he's gay.
And likes men.
[sub]Because he's gay.[/sub]

You know you want to Jack!
[small] because you're kinky [/small]

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Me-
I need to man up... physically.
I'm single by inaction.
I'm currently unemployed and broke.

 

[Unesh52]

no, nononononoonononoononononononononononoononononononononono
fired. five times over fired. but i guess i have time ill upload some pics of my REAL turtle collection