The 'evil' contest.

[Jarek Mace]

Hey! It's the newbie Jarek Mace!

Simply as it is, can any one here truly beat me on the scale of evil?

I laugh at burning.
I grin at evil cases.
I laugh at explosions.
I laugh at misfortunes.
I laugh at Anakin being de-limbed and burnt.
I get urges to punch my friends in the crotch. ( And often give into those urges )
I hate sunlight.

Simple as, who can prove to be more evil than me?

 

[lava_lamp]

I laugh at Anakin being de-limbed and burnt

i laugh at that too because its Haden Christianson one of the worst actors imo

 

[Neonbob]

I laugh at anything. Maybe not evil, but heartless.
I can also mail you a bag of dismembered children if you like.
>

 

[Jarek Mace]

I laugh at anything. Maybe not evil, but heartless.
I can also mail you a bag of dismembered children if you like.
>

I prefer mashed up people of all ages inside a box, but that will work just as well.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I laugh at dead things like dead animals lol
I luagh at car crashes
I like burning things
I love hunting
I love weapons and explosions
I dont care about third world poverty
I think i am the greater evil

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Nope not even close to that. Cruel yes, but evil no.

 

[Neonbob]

I laugh at anything. Maybe not evil, but heartless.
I can also mail you a bag of dismembered children if you like.
>

I prefer mashed up people of all ages inside a box, but that will work just as well.

Ooh, mystery mash. Nice choice.
I think I like you. You are my new friend.

 

[Symp4thy]

I hate sunlight.

How is that evil?

 

[Jarek Mace]

PFFT...

Dead things are hilarious
Car crashes provide endless hours of fun
I don't mind what happens to others.
I don't care about friends, only myself, I often use others to elevate my marks and fortune, then once they offer no more, dispose.

Oh, and the hatred of sunlight is due to a condition which causes the mind to be depressed unless it is not surrounded by natural sunlight, I seem to have quite the opposite, can't bear the sunlight.

 

[bodyklok]

I perform most of the acts that have been listed.

 

[Lyri]

Hey! It's the newbie Jarek Mace!

Simply as it is, can any one here truly beat me on the scale of evil?

I laugh at burning.
I grin at evil cases.
I laugh at explosions.
I laugh at misfortunes.
I laugh at Anakin being de-limbed and burnt.
I get urges to punch my friends in the crotch. ( And often give into those urges )
I hate sunlight.

Simple as, who can prove to be more evil than me?

This does not make you evil, I'm sorry. Liking other people's misfortune is a far cry from what you seem to think you are.
Go immolate some kittens, go find a lepper and beat him with his own arm, go molest a child, then you're evil.

On the grande scale of Evil you're currently marked down as "Laughing at immaturity on Youtube".
This is important news tiny Tim, go and update your facebook/twitter/myspaze/othervirtualpaper.

 

[Daveman]

I laugh at burning.
I grin at evil cases.
I laugh at explosions.
I laugh at misfortunes.
I laugh at Anakin being de-limbed and burnt.
I get urges to punch my friends in the crotch. ( And often give into those urges )
I hate sunlight.

All of the above minus sunlight hate. Actually, I laugh at a lot more than that. But I supose that just makes me more jolly than you...

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Hey! It's the newbie Jarek Mace!

Simply as it is, can any one here truly beat me on the scale of evil?

I laugh at burning.
I grin at evil cases.
I laugh at explosions.
I laugh at misfortunes.
I laugh at Anakin being de-limbed and burnt.
I get urges to punch my friends in the crotch. ( And often give into those urges )
I hate sunlight.

Simple as, who can prove to be more evil than me?

Dr. Evil.

 

[Srkkl]

All I can muster to say is wow, just wow.

 

[Neonbob]

Sure, I can win this.

I laugh when people get hit by cars.
I root for the serial killer in slasher flicks.
I get the urge to kill people (but do not act upon it.)
Suffering amuses me.
I am allergic to sunlight.
I hate children.
I hate white people, black people, old people, Asians, young people, gay people, straight people, religious people, and everyone who isn't me.

I was wondering when you'd show up!
*claps*
Oh, I also ran over a rabbit with a lawnmower once.
<color=white>I had my earphones in while cutting the grass. I didn't really notice it until it had splattered on my shins..
It made an interesting pattern.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Not me. I can appreciate the suffering of others to an extent, but I like to think I'm a decent person.

 

[Jarek Mace]

Wizzie, everyone who knows me considers me to be sick and evil, im not sure if I should like this title or not.

Immolate some kittens, havn't gotten around to that, I do however enjoy swining kittens around by the legs, boy that provides hours of amusemnet.

And wizzie, my friendly forum troll, let us discuss, hopefully I won't drop my ham sandwiches off of the bridge.

Tiny Tim, nope, sorry, you sort of failed at that part.
Laughing at immaturity on youtube...some times, depends if some one ends up harmed or not.
Thirdly, I do not use facebook/twieer/myspace/or any other form of blog.

 

[ToMegaTherion]

I laugh at dead children jokes!
I hate the sun
I once burnt a bible
I listen to metal
I love happy tree friends
I hate cute and cuddly things(unless they are being violated or mutilated)
My idols are Stewart Gilligan Griffin, The Joker and Pinhead
I love horror movies
I'm beating you!

 

[Undeadpope]

I cry at the sound of minor chords and even the thought of anything but me dying(that sounds "emo" I know but please just let me look forward to a good eternitys sleep)and wept for an hour when I had to kill a dying wasp.

I never considered myself good or even neutral for that matter but considering now what I could be like makes me reconsider.