You think you're bad then just read this.
This is the worst thing I did in my entire life. In the fall of 2003, I went out with 3 friends to a bar at my college to meet up with one of their girlfriends and a few of her friends. That night I got stuck being the designated driver, and because of that I was also forced to chat-up the girls "cockblocker" (the ugly girl who makes sure all the girls leave together). This girl loved me and I was pretty sure that if I wanted to, she was a sure thing that night.
About halfway through the night I decide that I really like the girl my friend is trying to pick up so I try to trick him into saying something that will piss her off so she'd stop talking with him. When my friend had gone to the bathroom, the girl mentioned that she would be voting for John Kerry in the election that year, and I knew that if I got her to start talking about politics again when he came back he would turn into That Guy (the devout Republican who believed that the Democrats were all pussy terrorist lovers). Once he came back, I kept her talking and he started teasing and belittling her until she got so pissed off that she went to pay her tab and leave.
Being a "Good Friend", I walked over to calm her down and we sat talking at the bar for about a half hour. When we went back to our table, my friend and the cockblocker had left and they told me that they had bonded over their mutual Republicanism and had left together. The next day I talked to my friend and he tells me how he was so drunk the night that he hooked up with one of the girls from our table and that he didn't even remember talking to her that night. All he could remember was arguing with the other girl and getting driven back to his dorm.
A few weeks later, he gets a call from the girl and she tells him that she's pregnant. Because they are both conservatives, they decide not to get an abortion, and they start dating. About 3 months before the baby was born they got married. After this, he dropped out of school to get a job and over the next year the marriage started to go to hell. They ended up getting pregnant again so they tried to tough it out. But, they were divorced within 6 months after the kid was born.
There isn't a day that goes by that I don't feel bad about what happened him just because I wanted to screw the hotter girl. The last time I flew home, we were drinking together and he said to me that he had ruined his life that night. He pays so much in child support that he can barely afford to live in low-income housing, he never finished college, and he's stuck with the ex-wife from hell and 2 kids he never wanted. I almost told him about why he started fighting with the other girl that night, but I'm pretty sure that he would kill me in my sleep.
So, just try to out evil me. Because I can't think of anything worse that I could do to the poor guy.
