The 'evil' contest.

[Neonbob]

I laugh at anything. Maybe not evil, but heartless.
I can also mail you a bag of dismembered children if you like.
>

74 Parkgate Road.
Chester
Cheshire UK

Thank you very much.

On topic...
Ermmm. I can't really think. Am I a nice guy. oh no!

Wow. I'm getting lots of orders here. This'll put me over quota!
Thanks!
And, as noted earlier, do you have specifications?

I'm allergic to the legs of children, so hold them please. Can i have extra legs though?

P.s, Do I get the free blender you were offering?

*jots down notes*
no...children...legs...okay!
And of course! I personally test them all, too!
so you can ignore the stains. They're just...extra flavor. Yeah. That's it.

 

[Azraellod]

hmm...

i suppose i have the urge to kill everyone i meet for at least a while, although with some people it fades
i find death one of the only funny things in existence
i loath humanity in general
suffering often amuses me, although not all the time
in my spare time i dream up methods of physical and psychological torture

...there's probably more, but it's so natural to me that i cant think of it all on the spot.

 

[Jarek Mace]

I laugh at anything. Maybe not evil, but heartless.
I can also mail you a bag of dismembered children if you like.
>

74 Parkgate Road.
Chester
Cheshire UK

Thank you very much.

On topic...
Ermmm. I can't really think. Am I a nice guy. oh no!

Wow. I'm getting lots of orders here. This'll put me over quota!
Thanks!
And, as noted earlier, do you have specifications?

I'm allergic to the legs of children, so hold them please. Can i have extra legs though?

P.s, Do I get the free blender you were offering?

*jots down notes*
no...children...legs...okay!
And of course! I personally test them all, too!
so you can ignore the stains. They're just...extra flavor. Yeah. That's it.

HEY! WHERE IS MY MYSTERY MASH?!

 

[Ultress]

I made a Neil Peart's daughter is dead joke, thats all I really got.

 

[Neonbob]

HEY! WHERE IS MY MYSTERY MASH?!

You realize you just ordered it an hour ago, right? FedEx does take some time.