The Evil Scheme game

[SargentToughie]

During this game, we will be forming an Evil scheme, one post at a time, I'll put down a basic post and we'll add onto it and make it more complex with each post
Now let's start onto the path to world domination!




To build a death lazer, you first need to...

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Find sharks with simpler lasers attached to their heads

 

[Khedive Rex]

Capture and store them in special shark carrying satellites across the planet.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Once that has been completed, hold the moon to ransom by...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

asking for....One million dollars, which you would then use to...

(isn't this kind of like the conspiracy theory game?

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Buy Cyborg Space Gnomes which will

 

[Leodiensian]

Hold the UN hostage so you can demand..

 

[Lazzi]

Buy stocks in stem cell studies, but note befor give the pope a non fatle but still degenerative health condition... (god damnti i got betean to it)

Edit: screw it, skip me.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...by putting dust in his coffee. Then, use the sharks with laser beams...

 

[SargentToughie]

to distract the army while you steal...

 

[Leodiensian]

the abstract concept of ennui, which you then use to

 

[Birras]

to bribe Bungie for Recon armor so that you can...

 

[Unmannedperson]

successfully wage war against the fanboy hordes while...

 

[Lord Krunk]

fending off an army of Ninja Turtles, using your OTHER hand to...

 

[Birras]

fire your shoop-da-woop gun and...

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Fire mah Lazers, which will hit...

 

[Birras]

Neil Peart, causing...

 

[TommyGun465]

the ending of RUSH, wich will...

 

[SargentToughie]

destroy the morale of those who oppose you, but only if...

 

[Unmannedperson]

the Banana king gets his weekly paycheck, which won't happen if you don't...