The Evil Scheme game

[aussiesniper]

Give the bank a truckload of free vodka, which you must obtain by...

 

[Lord Krunk]

distracting the drivers by using 49 hula hoops at once, while a minion...

 

[bermyduck]

with a limp and one arm slowly unloads the entire truck into...

 

[SargentToughie]

the submarine of doom, which is made out of...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Impenetrable steel which actually makes it sink so you must...

 

[ninja chicken]

Put floating pigs in sides of the submarine, but you have to feed them in...

 

[000Ronald]

an abovesea pigpen, rendering the whole plan worthless, so you start from scratch, beggining with...

 

[NinjaSkills]

Everyone in the world building a death star

 

[Anarchemitis]

Made of gold, derrived from

 

[rowan-thats-me]

the jaws of hell itself while...

 

[revolverwolf]

singing Bohemian Rhapsody...

 

[Anarchemitis]

And the Superman Theme.
With these things in mind, the conquering of

 

[WhatHityou]

everone ecept for the tank of killer lazer sharks and rule the universe to destroy...

 

[ThePoodonkis]

The Andromeda Galaxy, which will cause...

 

[SargentToughie]

any hope of heroes slaying you, after which

...

Thanks to Anarchemitis... for returning this game from the grave

 

[Anarchemitis]

There will be oreo ice cream cake.
But first to make the cake,

 

[ThePoodonkis]

You need to loot the local supermarket. Taking from said market:

 

[maddawg IAJI]

three eggs, flour,baking soda,and three clerks who work there. you will then sacrifice the clerks souls for...