The Evil Scheme game

[Klagermeister]

...Pluto, killing the monkeys in the process.
Use their dead bodies to...

 

[SargentToughie]

create the zomble monkey lord, Mr. Banana, who will then...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

fling poo at all fidel castro who will then...

 

[TheDoctor455]

die of a combination of the diseases that were breeding in the shit, the annoyance you caused him, and his terminal cancer. You then must find the "Minions 'R Us" store, to do this, you must first...

 

[R3DINK]

buy 7 bananas that have special...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

variations of AIDS,which will...

 

[Neonbob]

mutate creatures into multi-headed, spike-covered versions of their former selves, and then go off to...

 

[Bertruam]

Canada and gather plenty of maple syrup for...

 

[terribleyetfun]

your army of giant...

 

[EndlessMayhem]

...honey badgers, who will be able to...

 

[R3DINK]

fart nuclear weapons that will then turn into...

 

[doesthislookinfected]

Jellybeans. No one will suspect them! You will then use the nuclear jellybeans to...

 

[R3DINK]

make everyone vomit due to the licorice flavor. But before the jellybeans become to powerful you will need to...

 

[Spirultima]

Breed a horde of flying cute mutant bunnies to destroy...

 

[Flux07]

Everyones coffee supply, which in turn...

 

[Spirultima]

Everyones coffee supply, which in turn...

Make everyone fall asleep at the same time, which leaves everyone open to...

 

[DChesebro1]

Destroy Neptune.

 

[Nemo from Utopia]

Which will create a black hole eventually destroying everything in our universe so you need to make sure you first...

 

[TheDoctor455]

... build a machine that enables you to travel to another dimension, and make sure that it only has room for enough people that can actually afford your ridiculously high ransom/rescue fee. Then, once in the new universe, you...

 

[Neonbob]

can kidnap the luminescent elves that live there, and force them to live in glass bottles, where they wait to be ground up into powder that will be used...