The F*ck? (Dark Soul d-bag players.)

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Xukog

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Ok so I've been playing dark souls for a couple days now,when I ran into my first invader.I was just a litte beyond the bonfire that is right after the bridge with the red dragon on it. I figured,ok I'm going to die now,that's fine.But after a few moments of staring at each other,he runs past me,I'm confused until I see that he shut the gate ahead of me,Before taunting and running off. (I did not know they could interact with my world like that...)Between that and all the jump off of cliff messages,I gotta wonder. How common is trolling like this?
 

piinyouri

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Haha yeah, I remember running into this all the time in Demon's Souls.
And it happened quite frequently.

Strangely, it never bothered me too much. I mean how do I know? Maybe there is something down that ledge if I drop down.
*drops down*
"....you baystids.."

What bewildered and frustrated me far more and ended up being the last straw was how overpowered players can enter your world and end you, and you don't have a single say in the matter.

Once again, this was in Demon's Souls so IDK, they may have fixed/changed this in Dark Souls.
 

hazabaza1

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i bt ur sme knd of casul fgt lolollol

fcukin casuls

But yeah welcome to Dark Souls basically.
 

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hazabaza1 said:
i bt ur sme knd of casul fgt lolollol
I had to read that phrase 5 times before I figured out what the fuck it said.
 

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I'm kind of the opposite of that guy if I'm invading someone in Anor Londo and I see that there are doors closed and I can't find the guy I'll usually take the time to open them creating shorcuts.

Really the safest thing to do is to stay undead, there really isn't any advantage to being human unless you want to kindle your bonfire.
 

Toxic Sniper

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Trust me, there are worse things you can do.

...Like spamming force in Blighttown. Ah, the good times. :-D
 

Frission

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Yeah, I mean what kind of terrible human being does that?

Ahahahahaha... ahaha... ugh.

Umm, hypothetically speaking, if you were the type to partake in that kind of uncivilized behavior, which I'm not saying I am, what would be your favorite trick to play?


Toxic Sniper said:
Trust me, there are worse things you can do.

...Like spamming force in Blighttown. Ah, the good times. :-D
Or leaving drops along the edge of cliffs, then shooting whoever tries to pick them up with a dragonslayer greatbow! Not that I would ever do anything like that, of course...
 

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I was just about to make a thread about douchebag dark souls players.

OH MY GOD, Literally 10 minutes ago I had the most bullshit experience in PVP ever. Ok so I'm at township winning about 80% of my fights so I'm having a nice time. This spirit of vengeance invades me, there I am with my crestfallen warrior cospvp build so it's pretty weak compared to the guy who invaded me who has full Iron tarkus loadout with the Darkmoon blade buff on his weapon. It starts out easy as fuck, I parry him, 500-ish damage, he gets up takes another swing so I parry him AGAIN. Another 500-ish damage and his health bar isn't as close to being done as it normally would be on any other player so I knew he was high level but just REALLY fuckin bad.

THIRD parry, another 500-ish damage so that's around 1450-1600 damage I have dealt to this guy, victory is in sight and suddenly boom I'm dead from a lag backstab in 1 hit because his loadout is yet another max damage build that requires little to no skill. He then tells me to "GIT GUD SCRUB"..... I just ragequit as you could have already guessed... I don't mind losing normally but when it's to a 1 hit kill build it just makes my blood boil...
 

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lRookiel said:
I was just about to make a thread about douchebag dark souls players.

OH MY GOD, Literally 10 minutes ago I had the most bullshit experience in PVP ever. Ok so I'm at township winning about 80% of my fights so I'm having a nice time. This spirit of vengeance invades me, there I am with my crestfallen warrior cospvp build so it's pretty weak compared to the guy who invaded me who has full Iron tarkus loadout with the Darkmoon blade buff on his weapon. It starts out easy as fuck, I parry him, 500-ish damage, he gets up takes another swing so I parry him AGAIN. Another 500-ish damage and his health bar isn't as close to being done as it normally would be on any other player so I knew he was high level but just REALLY fuckin bad.

THIRD parry, another 500-ish damage so that's around 1450-1600 damage I have dealt to this guy, victory is in sight and suddenly boom I'm dead from a lag backstab in 1 hit because his loadout is yet another max damage build that requires little to no skill. He then tells me to "GIT GUD SCRUB"..... I just ragequit as you could have already guessed... I don't mind losing normally but when it's to a 1 hit kill build it just makes my blood boil...
Sounds like a hacker to me. They besmirch the twisted honor of the douchebag Dark soul players.
 

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Corven said:
I'm kind of the opposite of that guy if I'm invading someone in Anor Londo and I see that there are doors closed and I can't find the guy I'll usually take the time to open them creating shorcuts.

Really the safest thing to do is to stay undead, there really isn't any advantage to being human unless you want to kindle your bonfire.
I thought stacking humanity increases your likelihood of finding rare drops?
 

lRookiel

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Frission said:
Sounds like a hacker to me. They besmirch the twisted honor of the douchebag Dark soul players.
I doubt they were hacking, just an overlevelled **** preying on innocent Darkwraiths like me using one of the more overpowered tactics...
 

Corven

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AITH said:
Corven said:
I'm kind of the opposite of that guy if I'm invading someone in Anor Londo and I see that there are doors closed and I can't find the guy I'll usually take the time to open them creating shorcuts.

Really the safest thing to do is to stay undead, there really isn't any advantage to being human unless you want to kindle your bonfire.
I thought stacking humanity increases your likelihood of finding rare drops?
It does, but you don't have to be human you just have to have humanity in the counter on screen.
 
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hazabaza1 said:
i bt ur sme knd of casul fgt lolollol

fcukin casuls

But yeah welcome to Dark Souls basically.
omg rofl. i forgot about that video...plus your post just made it 5x better.

OT: scumbag steves, scumbag steves everywhere.

unfortunately the scumbags infect quite a few places while the decent people just tend to stick to themselves, which is why it goes off the scumbag charts.
 
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Dirty Hipsters said:
hazabaza1 said:
i bt ur sme knd of casul fgt lolollol
I had to read that phrase 5 times before I figured out what the fuck it said.
your area of the world clearly is much more literate than mine. I read that like there was nothing wrong with it...if you REALLY want some hieroglyphics, I'll be more than happy to show you some facebook posts I know.
 

Casual Shinji

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Yeah, invaders suck.

But I've also had plenty of times that I got invaded while I already had two friendly phantoms with me.
 

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Dirty Hipsters said:
hazabaza1 said:
i bt ur sme knd of casul fgt lolollol
I had to read that phrase 5 times before I figured out what the fuck it said.
I'll be honest, that was much easier for me to read than I wish it had been.

Like breathing air.
 

verdant monkai

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Very common

I have a confession. Whenever I am playing Dark Souls I mostly do it offline, when I forget to disconnect and I am invaded I get my scum on big time.

When they get close I do a quick gesture then they start to either bow or do that one that makes you look like a massive dickhead. Whilst they are gesturing I rush up and overhead swing at them with the Zweihander. I suggest you take up this anti invasion tactic also.
 

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I actually invaded a guy recently and completely destroyed him, felt preety bad after it :(

He did started attacking me while I was bowing though...