The FAIL Game!

Letsrock456 · May 17, 2009

But you realised you have no idea what wakeboarding is, so you began to cry FAIL!

You played the violin the other day.

the Tadman · May 17, 2009

And suddenly Mozart comes in and sticks pens in you're eyes and under you're finger nails. FAIL!

I learned how to not spam on the escapist.

Neonbob · May 18, 2009

...But by telling everyone how to avoid it, you spammed. FAIL!

While eating a burrito...

atv_chic_18 · May 19, 2009

you realized you were allergic to burritos and choked. FAIL!

While playing video games you...

MBurner 93 · May 19, 2009

play for too long, the console explodes, and you kill your entire family. EPIC FAIL!

While buying a new computer...

atv_chic_18 · May 19, 2009

you remove it from the box only to find out that the tower is dented and the monitor is cracked. Fail!

While out for a jog you...

the Tadman · May 19, 2009

got attacked by rabid pandas! FAIL!

While learning to breath...

atv_chic_18 · May 23, 2009

You choked. FAIL!

While outside fishing you...

the Tadman · May 23, 2009

Fell in the river and got eaten by Piranha. FAILZ0R!

While doing the moonwalk...

Zombie_Fish · May 23, 2009

You go backwards into a rocket and end up being placed on the moon. FAIL!

Whilst feeding the cats...

atv_chic_18 · May 23, 2009

the cats actually turn out to be baby lions and eat you for breakfast. FAIL!

While at a Halloween party you...

Zombie_Fish · May 23, 2009

Get attacked by a zombie who you mistake to be in costume.

Whilst on a boat you...

Code_Rose · May 23, 2009

thread your friends 'worm' to the hook. Fail.

Once when you were sleeping...

Zombie_Fish · May 23, 2009

You get put in a volcano. FAIL!

Once whilst you were in a club...

Code_Rose · May 23, 2009

she turned out to be a man. Fail!

Once when making a sandwhich...

Zombie_Fish · May 23, 2009

You get attacked by a ninja. Before stealing your breadknife.

Once when sleeping...

the Tadman · May 23, 2009

You got stabbed by you're pet fish! FAIL!

While eating bread...

Zombie_Fish · May 23, 2009

You realise there's a knife in the sandwich. FAIL!

Whilst making pie...

Vor@Tan · May 24, 2009

you realise it's made of shit and you choke on the remains in your mouth. no sense of smell Fail

while cutting the grass...

Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy · May 24, 2009

...you get ambushed by mutant velociraptors. DO NOT GO INTO THE LONG GRASS FAIL!

I was talking a walk...