The Falcon Punch Game

[itstimeforpie]

Use two falcon punches at once.

An angry ninja appears.

 

[LockHeart]

He'll disappear faster when you Falcon Punch him through a mountain!

Your house burnt down...

 

[Metric Monkey]

Falcon punch someone else's house to move it to your property. It's yours now.

The tv is broken.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Falcon punch a insurance agent, you'll get a new one

China has declared nuclear war on the west

 

[Metric Monkey]

Screw nukes, use the environmentally friendly matter obliterating Falcon Punch!

You're computer won't load.

 

[itstimeforpie]

Falcon punch the nukes back to china.

Chuck Norris dosn't like you.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Do an Sngry German kid esque Falcon Punch to your computer, unplug, plug back in, try again, if problem occurs again, repeat.

The Escapist looses popularity.

 

[LockHeart]

Falcon punch 4Chan. You'll feel better.

Your ship starts to sink.

 

[itstimeforpie]

Falcon Punch the water, it'll be vapourized.Without water, the ship can't sink.

Two people falcon punch you at once.

 

[IncindiaryPickle]

Falcon Punch two people simultaneously, the force created should send you back to the people that punched you.

You have to go to the bathroom, but there are none around.

 

[world_of_dragons]

falcon punch into somebody's house and use theirs

you're playing a football game with some friends and you're getting your ass kicked in front of the girl you like

 

[LockHeart]

Falcon Punch your opponents, like a real man!

Your car got clamped.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Falcon Punch the clamp. Problem solved.

You see two Falcon Punches collide in front of your very eyes.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Falcon Punch them both.

Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach!

 

[LockHeart]

Use it for extra Falcon Punches.

A magpie just stole your shiny object and is flying away.

EDIT: Like the Fallout 3 reference

 

[Hollow Grimm]

Falcon punch the ground and fly into the air and falcon punch it =p

I heard you like mudkipz =3

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Falcon punch the mudkip

you cant work out the last note of a song on guitar

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Falcon Punch the guitar till it plays the note.

You fall over a couch that you forgot about.

 

[Magnatek]

Falcon punch the couch.

You are about to be arrested for vandalism (yes, destroying a couch is considered vandalism).

 

[fanklok]

falcon punch it the cop really hard

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