The Falcon Punch Game

[brainiac2]

Falcon Punch the ground to shake her up.

Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that i had in february of last year!

 

[JoshasorousRex]

Falcon Punch the person until they look like either gender.

You wake up next to Gordon Freeman.

 

[brainiac2]

Falcon Punch a nearby attacking head crab. Then me and him go slashfic.

They're making Alvin and the Chipmunks 2!

 

[Aqualung]

Falcon Punch a wall! Then calmly call their producers and tell them that you do not think highly of their previous product and think that the movie should at least undergo several more revisions!

Someone sent you a link to watch a Youtube 'vid' that they think is 'hilarius'!

 

[fanklok]

falcon punch them over 9000 times
[sub]ok i lied[/sub]

timmy's trapped in a well

 

[brainiac2]

Falcon Punch your head to help you spell.

I have a need for speed!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Falcon Punch yourself into a car and drive as fast as you can.

I can't get this annoying song out of my head!

 

[Aqualung]

Falcon Punch your radio on and listen to something else, foo!

Your prom date dumped you two days before prom!

 

[brainiac2]

Falcon Punch them in the face. They sucked anyway. Get a new date with your punching skills.

You must construct additional pylons.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Falcon Punch Aldaris for being a fucktard

Twitter is down!

 

[fanklok]

thats not a problem so no falcon punch is needed to solve it but falcon punch brown haired guy that isn't steve duecy anyway

someone broke your scanner

 

[brainiac2]

Falcon Punch them at a power level that's OVER 9000!!!

I need a haiku
For The Escapist contest
Oh, what should I do?

 

[bad rider]

Falcon punch someone until they make oneup for you.

You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"

 

[JoshasorousRex]

You Falcon Punch him until he says "I'm going to put my quantum awesomeizer in your phontonic resonation chamber!"

Ducklings are crossing a road and a car is coming

 

[VargRaev]

I Falcon Punch the Car off the road and help Ducklings across.

You dropped your pants at a Slipknot Gig.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

Falcon Punch so much that everyone notices the punches, not my pants

You did it wrong!

 

[dalek sec]

I Falcon Punch it so it works now!

The cylons are attacking us!

 

[NinjaSkills]

Falcon Punch everything forever

All the stars in the universe are about to implode

 

[Shapsters]

Falcon punch the centre of the universe, problem solved.

Your cat is stuck in a 40 foot tree.