The Falcon Punch Game

[Empireth]

Punch the nearest bystander until their arms attach themselves to you. You then falcon punch the cause of your lost falcon punch, because it was just being a dick.

Your pet chinchilla has been eaten by a cannibal.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I falcon punch my way out of his stomach.

You're being haunted by Isaac Asimov.

 

[Sam G]

Falcon Punch an exorcist until he agrees to help you out.

You've lost your tin opener.

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch yourself to the nearest kitchen hardware store and buy another one.

Yahtzee didn't post a video this week.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Falcon Punch him til he does!

Your cat ran away...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Falcon Punch the ground to make everyone in the vicinity bounce up 50ft and spot your cat in the air.

The Awesome Face turns into a vampire...

 

[wkim564]

Falcon punch it until it turns back.
Someone went insane on \b\

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Falcon Punch your computer and 4chan will feel it

Your dog dies

 

[TheSentinel]

Nevermind.

 

[wkim564]

Falcon punch until he cares again

You need a kidney

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon punch someone in the back then falcon punch their kidney into your body.

You missed your flight to Japan.

 

[therealsomeguy]

Falcon Punch the ground to speed up the conitnental drift untill all the countries of the world form a single land mass...then catch a bus to japan.

Your head implodes

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Falcon Punch your body to tell it grow another

You didn't get what you wanted for Christmas

 

[SteakHeart]

Falcon punch the tree.

You use a falcon punch to solve a problem.

 

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[fanklok]

falcon punch jump onto a mountain

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