The Falcon Punch Game

[brainiac2]

Falcon Punch the tree down.

Your picnic basket was stolen by a smarter-than-average bear!

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Falcon Punch him into a flatter-than-average bear.

You somehow contract aids.

 

[brainiac2]

Falcon Punch the disease out of your body.

A wolf is trying to blow down your house and eat your grandmother!

 

[MarkTwain]

Use my large fists that are all the better to falcon punch you with to falcon punch it.

Jack Nicholson broke into your house with a tommy gun!

 

[Murdering Monk]

Falcon Punch his tommy gun, then him in the face!

Your cell phone is dead!

 

[LockHeart]

Take it out, and power your phone through sheer kinetic energy and physics-warping power by Falcon Punching it.

Your windscreen is cracked.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Falcon punch it so hard that the crack disappears.

You're bored during class, and it's a beautiful day outside!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Falcon Punch the teacher for not letting you go outside, punch the classmates for not rioting against the teacher, and Falcon Punch the school for shits n' giggles.

Your closest friend has turned emo!

 

[nicosome]

Falcon Punch a preschooler to see how far they fly. Then jump punch them before they hit the ground again.


I'll bet they fly far!

 

[fanklok]

break his hands with a falcon punch

Captain Falcon is about to hit you with an ultra rapetastic universe destroying divide by zero Falcon Punch

 

[SimpleChimp]

Falcon punch the opposite side of my body to nullify the first falcon punch

The Juggernaut is running straight at you, and he is yelling "Don't you know who i am? . . ."

 

[rylus5]

falcon punch a rock to hit him in the face


your house blew up

 

[VitusPrime]

You falcon punch a contract for a building company to build you a new one - hey, its your seal of approval

A ten-ton anvil is about to land on your head

 

[Azraellod]

falcon punch the browser so i don't have to see it anymore.

your mouth is full of sweets to the point that your jaw has dislocated.

 

[Toty54]

Falcon punch the sweets down your throat and then your jaw back in to place.

Activision takes over the universe.

 

[Azraellod]

falcon punch then until they agree to stop ruling the universe.

you have blood on your face.

 

[Azraellod]

falcon punch the tigers, and offer them back to your village as proof of your loyalty to them.

you bruise really easily.