The Falcon Punch Game

[Hussmann54]

Falcon punch the beatles right back to england and go play a real game....

Your best friend falls into a coma and trying to use falcon punch to wake them will kill them....

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch a doctor until he wakes your buddy up.

Your internet connection is slow on your new laptop! (stupid internet explorer)

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

FALCON PUNCH!!!! Internet Explorer and download FireFox


Your cat ripped up your sock drawer and shit in your underwear

 

[orangebandguy]

Falcon Punch that underwear out of my house!

A hovering man is harassing you, he follows you around in a force field bubble.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Falcon Punch him with my M.Bison brand power fist up his blue ass


Aqualung the homeless eyes you with bad intent

 

[Hussmann54]

Falcon punch to da cahoneys.......

Obama walks in and starts promising change.....

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Falcon Punch all the republican stalkers walking behind him


Bill O'Reily says you should stop drinking coke because it made him throw up once

 

[Hussmann54]

(The sad part is im conservative and I cant stand him or rush limbaugh)

Punch ORLY and the subject of politics out the window (it was a bad idea in retrospect)

Scotty is giving her all shes got, but its still not enough

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch her until she can give more.

You're being shot at and can't do a barrel roll.

 

[Code Monkey]

Falcon punch the ground at my feet, creating a pit I can hide in.

You are stuck on the Ghosts and Goblins part in I Wanna Be The Guy

 

[Hussmann54]

IWBTG? a falcon punch wont help. you pretty much boned...


Here is an easy one:
Rock, paper, scissors.....

 

[TheStickman]

... FALCON PAWNCHHHHH!

Your drums broke in the middle of a concert and you can't leave.

 

[Hussmann54]

ummmm I dont break drums cause I actually know how to play, unlike many famous drummers in rock music today. I FALCON PPPPAAAAAAUUUNNNCH!! them for creating a stereotype.


Billy Mayes died and that creeper with the Sham Wow took over...

 

[Julianking93]

Falcon Punch Vince with the Sham Wow so hard, Billy Mayes comes back to life.

Your dipshit friend drags you to see "Dance Flick"

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Falcon Punch him drag him to see Boondock Saints 2


That clerk spilled your coffee on your shoes

 

[Julianking93]

Falcon Punch him to get a rag so he can clean it.

Someone tries to rob you.

 

[Hussmann54]

I would perform what I call a "Falcon Punch to Counter Mugging" Mauver and take his wallet

Duke Nukem forever and HL2 Epi 3 come out

 

[Julianking93]

I'd Falcon Punch myself for ever doubting their release.

They remake Raider's of the Lost Ark.

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch them for remaking an already OK movie.

Eskimos are invading your home country!

 

[Hussmann54]

Falcon punch large quantities of salmon to the north pole to lure them back out of the country


Navi: "Hey! Over here!"