The Falcon Punch Game

[Hussmann54]

Ask them if they are in fact trying to solve a problem similar to those discussed on this thread, because it is a very common occurrence and you just happen to be in the way. If so then politely step aside and let them be on there merry way.

if not then promptly duck it and kick them in the soft spot............................................ THEN FALCON PPPPPPAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHHHH


Map quest gave you the wrong directions

 

[Binerexis]

Falcon Punch the very earth itself until it resembles the, now correct, directions.


You got all the way to the end of Fallout and you die. It's at this point you realise you didn't save at any point.

 

[Code Monkey]

Falcon punch Besthesda until they agree to make another version of Falllout Three, where the game starts at the exact same point I died.

You are dead.

 

[TheStickman]

Phantom Falcon Punch your body until your heart starts beating again.

You're building a house and you ran out of nails.

 

[Code Monkey]

Falcon bunch a plate of metal until it does what I want.



You are suicidal.

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch a psychiatrist until he gives you free sessions.

Your mom bought you poor kids clothes even though they can afford better

 

[Code Monkey]

Well, the solution is obvious. Falcon punch you're mother until she agrees to buy you expensive clothing. Way to easy.


You're Falcon Punching arm is sore!

 

[Hussmann54]

(* 1950's style friendly Professional Voice*) Well Code, thats a good question, and one we here at FP industries get often.
There are several solutions to this problem.

1. Switch arms. This is very helpful of you suddenly realize more things that need falcon punching in the immediate area. Now your other arm may not be as powerful as your first but it gives it time to rest. Just remember, dont try this around breakable objects* because everyone is *BEEP* at aiming with there off hand.

*unless breakable objects are the target of a falcon punch.

2.Find a friend. Find a good friend who can audit you some falcon punches and doesnt mind following you around through the day to help you with anything you need punched. This is a great bonding expearience for you and your friend!

3. Just take a break. This may sound silly, but try finding alternative ways of getting what you want. Sometimes a pimp just needs to slap a hoe to keep her in line and he has many ways of doing this, not just with a literal slap. He can extort her in other ways, just as you may not need to falcon punch everything that moves. Be Creative (*Thumbs up*)

Well there you have it Code monkey. Fun and easy ways to avoid spraining an arm from over active Falcon Paunching. Just remember, if a falcon paunch cant solve it then you better hope God is in the mood for miracles, cause if not, you are boned. Im Hussmann and I hope you have had as much fun watching this video as I had making it. Goodnight boys and girls. (*huge smile showing perfect white teeth with thumbs up*)

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

*teleports in* Well Mr.Hussmann i'd have to say you are wrong FALCON PAUUUUWWWWWNCH!!! Besides you were too long and boring


Starbucks opened a mini starbucks inside a Wal-Mart which is inside a local mall shopping center

 

[Hussmann54]

Englishman is Falcon paunched for something that isnt actually a problem.

Billy Mayes didnt endorse it but yo momma bought it anyways...

 

[Code Monkey]

Falcon paunch Billy Mayes out of the afterlife to show her what she's done.


You have just realized that the cake is not, in fact, a lie.

 

[Hussmann54]

FALCAN PAUNCH the guy who wrote "The cake is a lie" all over the walls.
Then go back to the computer, Reverse falcon paunch it into working order and apologize for blowing it up.

The midnight train moving half the speed of sound leaves chicago at 1:30 pm traveling east towards new york at a speed of 70 MPH, at the same time the square grass root of 9 is equivalent to what kind of mad man would do such a thing as farting in your general north west direction. If this is true, what was Barbra Streisands mens shoes size during her senior prom of highschool?

 

[Code Monkey]

I FALCON PAUNCH you for no posting a problem.

You have just been shot.

 

[Hussmann54]

okay I guess I got a little off track with that last one. *takes bullet* ooooowwwwwwwww!!!
ok I guess deserved that one. Now back on subject.

You are tied to a chair and have 30 seconds to disable the bomb strapped to the back of the chair

 

[Code Monkey]

I use my freakish third arm to FALCON PAUNCH the bomb into the 8'th demension.

You are fighting someone else who knows how to Falcon Punch!!!

 

[CounterAttack]

I grab their arm while they're punching and use my other arm to Falcon Punch them where the sun don't shine.

You are tied to a pole and facing a firing squad.

 

[Hussmann54]

My otherwise unnamed associate (mysterious stranger from fallout3?) runs up and falcon paunches the squad.

you have run out of things to falcon paunch.....

 

[Code Monkey]

Falcon punch myself, of course.

You are being atacked by captain planet.

(I know what the solution to this is, I just wan't someone to FalcoPunch Captain Planet.)

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Pawnch the b**** until she disentegrates and the nearest good looking will be so impressed by your pawnching skills that she'll marry you on the spot

Someone made a point you can't argue against.