Falcon paunch reality till it sides with me!
Lady Gaga turned out to be a man (big surprise right?)
Lady Gaga turned out to be a man (big surprise right?)
The Falcon Punch Game
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Falcon Pawnch everyone that thought she was really a women, then Falcon Pawnch the media for making them believe that bull, then Falcon Punch time until Lady Gaga is deleted from existince.
The New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl. (Now that would surprise me)
The New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl. (Now that would surprise me)
Falcon Punch the person that made V8 for making such an annoying slogan. (Seriously my brother says it all the friggin' time)
Your dad makes fun of you for liking the Beatles.
Your dad makes fun of you for liking the Beatles.
I Falcon Punch all his consoles at the same time.
Your significant other is ready to take the next step in your relationship, but you aren't.
Your significant other is ready to take the next step in your relationship, but you aren't.
I Falcon punch my own foot to detract her from wanting me to commit
you've been arrested for mass Falcon punching
you've been arrested for mass Falcon punching
Falcon paunch all the movie posters put up on the walls around the theatre, then go get Netflicks!
National laws are enacted that forbid Hardees to serve thick burgers cause it "Makes people fat"
National laws are enacted that forbid Hardees to serve thick burgers cause it "Makes people fat"
Falcon Punch all the fat people as an alternative to lyposuction. Making all the fat fly out but the people still alive.
Falcon Punch orangebandguy for not giving me a problem.
George W. Bush gets elected for president again.
George W. Bush gets elected for president again.
Falcon Punch the garden until all the weeds are gone.
Somebody wants you to cut a diamond without a diamond blade.
Somebody wants you to cut a diamond without a diamond blade.
Cut a diamond? No, I'll just falcon punch a bunch of carbon into the ground and shape the diamond like that.
Someone on Mars is having seizures.
Someone on Mars is having seizures.
Falcon Punch NASA until they give you a space suit and a rocket so you can go to Mars and Falcon Punch the person having a seizure until they get better.
Superman is flying towards you and there is no nearby kryptonite.
Superman is flying towards you and there is no nearby kryptonite.
I Falcon Punch Superman in the one place a man is always weakest.
An army of remix videos and YTPMVs are marching towards you.
An army of remix videos and YTPMVs are marching towards you.
Falcon Punch space itself opening up a giant wormhole sucking them all into an alternate dimension
Christian Bale is yelling at you for the lights in his batman voice
Christian Bale is yelling at you for the lights in his batman voice
I falcon punch myself so ahrd I fly 1000 miles away and out of his vocal range.
The Queen of England is dissing you're momma!
The Queen of England is dissing you're momma!
I falcon punch her taking her crown and holding it for ransom
Prince Charles is flapping his ears in the wind
Prince Charles is flapping his ears in the wind
I falcon punch the earth until it agree's to summon a tornado to destroy him.
You're out of mayo!
You're out of mayo!