The Falcon Punch Game

[SnootyEnglishman]

I falcon punch my friend for bringing it to the house I HATE MAYO


Someone spelled ketchup as catsup

 

[CounterAttack]

I Falcon Punch the dictionary.

Bono's retiring.

 

[Binerexis]

He gets Falcon Punched in the throat to make sure he never bothers anyone ever again.


Freddy Mercury has come back from the dead and thirsts for blood.

 

[Code Monkey]

Falcon punch the nearest person, and have him drink their blood.

You have choked on your sandvich

 

[Hussmann54]

Get a friend to do a modified falcon punch, known as FALCON HEIMLICH! to clear the air passageway.

Megatron has the all spark!

 

[Birras]

I Falcon PAWNCH Michael Bay. Because...he was totally...erm...working with Megatron and...seeing his ally vanquished, Mega...hands it over politely?

Someone has indicated that there are peelz in this current location.

 

[CounterAttack]

I Falcon Punch Bill, Zoey, Francis, the Director and every Infected in the area.

You're addicted to energy drink.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I give them a FALCAWWWWWWWWWWWWN PAWWWWWWWWWWWNCH and take the loot for meself


Nintendo is bringing back Navi and mixing her with Midna for the new Zelda game

 

[Birras]

I use a glove soaked in holy water to do a FALCON (Exorcism) PAWNCH to seperate Navi from Midna's soul.

Unfortunately, due to my actions, Navi has fused with The Scout, creating the most irritating character in video game history.

 

[CounterAttack]

I Falcon Punch the NaviScout until the Scout dies and Navi's spirit is forced to leave his body. Fortunately it only takes one punch.

Navi possesses a loli.

 

[Binerexis]

I Falcon Punch away the authorities and enjoy my new "Hey! Listen!" fetish.


Your fists have been amputated, how do you Falcon Punch now tough guy?

 

[Binerexis]

I Falcon Punch it at XxdragicexX's nuts.
(Two can play at that game)


You just lost all of your money in a casino and all the staff there are wearing Falcon Punch proof vests.

 

[CounterAttack]

I Falcon Punch the slot machines until they pay out every last cent they have.

The Crimbomination is out to get you!

 

[Binerexis]

I Falcon Punch the website into giving a perpetual 404.


You find yourself fighting Captain Falcon who is already half way through charging a Falcon Punch.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Falcon Punch!, but faster. . . .

Hannah Montana is playing on a Falcon Punch-proof stereo

 

[Hussmann54]

Falcon Paunch Hanna Montana. You dont stop that particular song, but you ensure the filth doesnt go on any further. And then I turn off the stereo and burn down radio disney (preferably before disney can any real damage to marvel....)

We Irish are sick and tired of the drunk jokes...

 

[CounterAttack]

I Falcon Punch the beer. And the leprechauns.

You lost the game.

 

[ejb626]

Falcon punch the game out of existence so it will never claim new victims

An angry riot has stormed your house in the middle of the night shot you in the stomach, clamped you into stocks and thrown a bowling ball at your head and are about to lynch you.

 

[TheStickman]

If you think about Falcon Pawnching them enough, they will be Falcon Pawnched by your thoughts. Then, use your new power to break out.

Your stuck in the past, the DeLorean won't start, and there isn't a lightning storm within a 100 mile radius.