The Falcon Punch Game

[Ham_authority95]

I falcon punch you to make you shut up.

A whale just ate your parents

EDIT: whoops too late lol

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch a fire into the whale's mouth so it spits your parents out.

You got hacked!

 

[Ham_authority95]

I falcon punch my computer

A whale ate your parents

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch a fire into the whale's mouth so it spits them out... again.

You can't get your new desk together.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Falcon Punch the manufacturers for making the instructions so complicated


Jack Thompson and Michael Atkinson get married and adopt Hilary Clinton

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon punch Bill Clinton just because.

Your brother starts listening to Hannah Montana instead of heavy metal

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Falcon Punch him for listening to it, then go Falcon Punch Hannah Montana for hypnotizing the masses then Falcon Punch Billy Ray Cyrus for spawning the *****.

Walt Disney is brought back to life to change the company again

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch them for not doing that earlier.

Santa Claus is comin to town

 

[Hussmann54]

Falcon pawnch anybody who tries to stop him.

you are santa clause and somebody didnt leave you any cookies.....

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch your way into their pantry, eat some cookies then go falcon punch them for being dumbasses and not leaving you any cookies.

You're too lazy to get up and get some milk to go with the cookies

 

[Hussmann54]

set off a greensburgh contraption or what ever its called where one thing effects another, and one object sets off a chain reaction that is technically impossible without human intervention and that gets you the milk..... way off track..... but start the contraption via FAAAALLLCON PPPPAAAAWNNCHHHH

Admiral Akbar says: ITS A TRAP!

 

[Daze]

Falcon Punch Admiral Ackbar into the trap, thus saving yourself.

Another Falcon Punch user has approached and is about to use the Punch against you. You don't want to blow up the world.

 

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doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Kinguendo]

Falcon Punch the emtpy game case and the game will materialize in its place.

You lost both of your arms in 'Nam...

 

[Strid]

Falcon Punch the person/object that deprived you of your arms and steal its arms or arm-like appendiges and attach them to your torso!

I seem to have lost my keys...

 

[Binerexis]

Retrace your steps by Falcon Punching everything. Eventually, your keys will land stylishly in your hand.


I've been captured by pirates and I'm being made to walk the plank. My hands are tied behind my back and I'm blindfolded.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Sneak up and kill all the pirates making you feel safe then Falcon Punch you off the plank


The lights have stopped working and you hear manic laughter

 

[TheStickman]

Falcon Punch thin air and the awesome power from it will turn on the light, then find the thing and Falcon Punch it into a warm mushy pulp.

Terrorists are about to crash a plane into your house.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I Falcon Punch my house. Good luck blowing that up, losers!

Someone is just about to Falcon Punch you!

 

[Code Monkey]

I Falcon Punch a hole through the universe in front of me, and the man (As no woman can properly falcon punch.* I'm not sexist, it's a scientific fact.) falls through and into oblivion.

You're arms fell off!





*DEAR GOD I'M JUST MAKING A JOKE PLEASE DON'T VERBALLY CRUCIFY ME