The Falcon Punch Game

[Darkintent]

Me and my mate often joke that there is no problem that cant be solved with a Falcon Punch. Someone overheard us and started making up lods of situtions in which a falcon punch would be useless but we proved him wrong every time.

On this thread post a problem.
The next person comes up with a way in which a falcon punch can be used to solve the previous problem and then post thier own for others to solve and so on.

Heres one to start

The car has ran out of gas on a busy highway
how would you use a Falcon Punch to solve this problem?

 

[terribleyetfun]

get behind the car and falcon punch it sending it flying towards the nearest gas station.

an old lady has suffered a heart attack.

 

[ae86gamer]

Falcon punch her in the chest to resuscitate her.

A child is lost and can't find his mother.

 

[cyber_andyy]

Falcon punch them to their mother

You Girlfriend/wife is angry at you...

 

[KenzS]

Falcon Punch. problem solved.

There are non more F-Zero games on Ebay!

 

[Flying-Emu]

Falcon Punch the closest companion who has F-Zero.

Your computer falls into the dreaded blue screen of death.

 

[ae86gamer]

Falcon Punch it until it returns back to normal.

Your dog died.

 

[revolverwolf]

Falcon punch it until it is alive once more.

You've been fired from a job.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Falcon punch your boss. The rival company will be so impressed they will offer you a VP spot right there.

Your in the middle of a desert with no food or water.

 

[cyber_andyy]

Flacon punch your boss until you get it back.

Your ill.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Flacon punch your boss until you get it back.

Your ill.

Falcon punch a morphine epipen into your arm.

You have erectile dysfunction.

 

[Shapsters]

Falcon Punch your woman to pleasure her, then end it with "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!"

Your stapler wont work!

 

[Metric Monkey]

It's because you're not pushing it down hard enough. FALCON PUNCH!

You lost your pocket watch.

 

[Mordereth]

Falcon Punch the nearest man with a suite and a Rolex and take it instead. Or fly to London and do the same thing to get a pocket watch if you insist on not using the wrist-mounted device.

You really need some companionship because you're lonely at night...

 

[beckett360]

Falcon Punch a hobo into your house so he can read you nighttime stories.

You want to cut your sandwich in half but you have no knife.

 

[Broady Brio]

"FALCON PAWWCH!" the sandwich. (It'll magically be cut if you concertrate.)

The toaster doesn't work.

 

[itstimeforpie]

Falcon Punch it, then your neighbour will be so intimidated that they will give you their toaster.

Your pencil broke while you were writing an exam.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Falcon punch the ground, the earthquake created will have a pencil rolling over to you.

Your arms have been cut off.

 

[Jak009]

Falcon Punch a block of steel to make a replacement.

Your playing guitar and your string breaks. There are no intrument stores nearby.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Falcon punch an immovable object. You bounce off and fly to the nearest instrument store.

You just got falcon punched by someone immune to them!