The Fatality Game!!!
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I eat it, then put you in a giant toaster and set it to > burnt to a crisp
why do they even have that setting on toasters? it doesn't say that but it's what it does
why do they even have that setting on toasters? it doesn't say that but it's what it does
I make you chase me and put things on the ground so when your running you hit one and trip over, making the knife slide into place between your left and right halves of the brain before i grab it and rip the knife upwards slicing your head making it look like a butterfly steak. i then feed your brains to a pack of hungry foxes which i am a part of
Reserved!The one known as Demon waited, at the ready. He'd been well informed, very well informed. The one known as lazor would approach soon. He readied his tools, anticipating what was to come.
The Silhouette of Lazor appeared at the edge of his vison. Now was the time.
Demon dropped down from his perch, and watched as the one known as Lazor entered the club. He walked inside, following Lazor.
Demon entered the club. Women were dancing, drunken men blundered around, hoping to get lucky, Lazor amongst them. Lazor wished.
Agent Skank had attracted lazors attention, now was the time for the next phase of the plan. Demon watched carefully.
Lazor and Skank were walking into a private room. Demon followed them.
Demon threw the dart. Lazor quickly fell to the carpeted floor with a soft thump.
When Lazor awoke, It was dark. There was a bright light glaring at his face.
He then realized that he was strapped to a desk. He heard cackling laughter.
"Success! At last...they called me crazy, they said I couldn't do it, it was impossible. Well I proved THEM!" A loud voice shrieked,"I was right...despite previous failures, I WAS RIGHT!"
"Countless failed attempts, a man with nuclear arms, a man who became an animal...All led to TRIUMPH!!"
He tried to squirm out of the straps.
"Dont even bother. Those straps are secure enough to hold back a raging gorilla."That voice again.
He squinted, trying to see the source of the voice.
"You may wish to know where you are, perhaps what has happened that i am so joyful about..."
He felt the straps unsnap, and as he rose to unsteady feet, firm hands grabbed his shoulders, and he was thrown violently to the ground. Demon was back.
He tried to get up, and when he did so, Demon stomped on his chest. Lazor fell back down.
The intense pain in his chest distracted him from the next stomp. He couldn't get back up if he tried. He was tired of getting thrown around. Suddenly..."IMACHARGINGMYLAZOR!!!"
A huge red lazer beam flew out of his mouth. It narrowly missed demon.
He was then grabbed and all went dark.
When he awoke once more, the same, maniacal voice blasted his ears."I see you are awake. MY experiment is a success. The ability to generate energy and then blast it in a single beam laser.Unfortunately for you, the genes for doing this were depleted in creating you. And, it takes to much work to engage the beam. So we're going to kill you and harvest your genes to create more of this gene, so we can experiment and create a better and easier to activate lasor."
Suddenly, two horns pierced Lazor's back. He was paralyzed. A laserbeam sprouted from his chest. Lazor crumpled to the ground, and with his dying breath, fired a laser out of his mouth that was so powerful, it went through all matter. And, miles away, Metric Monkey was suddenly vaporized by the huge lazor bolt.
The Silhouette of Lazor appeared at the edge of his vison. Now was the time.
Demon dropped down from his perch, and watched as the one known as Lazor entered the club. He walked inside, following Lazor.
Demon entered the club. Women were dancing, drunken men blundered around, hoping to get lucky, Lazor amongst them. Lazor wished.
Agent Skank had attracted lazors attention, now was the time for the next phase of the plan. Demon watched carefully.
Lazor and Skank were walking into a private room. Demon followed them.
Demon threw the dart. Lazor quickly fell to the carpeted floor with a soft thump.
When Lazor awoke, It was dark. There was a bright light glaring at his face.
He then realized that he was strapped to a desk. He heard cackling laughter.
"Success! At last...they called me crazy, they said I couldn't do it, it was impossible. Well I proved THEM!" A loud voice shrieked,"I was right...despite previous failures, I WAS RIGHT!"
"Countless failed attempts, a man with nuclear arms, a man who became an animal...All led to TRIUMPH!!"
He tried to squirm out of the straps.
"Dont even bother. Those straps are secure enough to hold back a raging gorilla."That voice again.
He squinted, trying to see the source of the voice.
"You may wish to know where you are, perhaps what has happened that i am so joyful about..."
He felt the straps unsnap, and as he rose to unsteady feet, firm hands grabbed his shoulders, and he was thrown violently to the ground. Demon was back.
He tried to get up, and when he did so, Demon stomped on his chest. Lazor fell back down.
The intense pain in his chest distracted him from the next stomp. He couldn't get back up if he tried. He was tired of getting thrown around. Suddenly..."IMACHARGINGMYLAZOR!!!"
A huge red lazer beam flew out of his mouth. It narrowly missed demon.
He was then grabbed and all went dark.
When he awoke once more, the same, maniacal voice blasted his ears."I see you are awake. MY experiment is a success. The ability to generate energy and then blast it in a single beam laser.Unfortunately for you, the genes for doing this were depleted in creating you. And, it takes to much work to engage the beam. So we're going to kill you and harvest your genes to create more of this gene, so we can experiment and create a better and easier to activate lasor."
Suddenly, two horns pierced Lazor's back. He was paralyzed. A laserbeam sprouted from his chest. Lazor crumpled to the ground, and with his dying breath, fired a laser out of his mouth that was so powerful, it went through all matter. And, miles away, Metric Monkey was suddenly vaporized by the huge lazor bolt.
I excreat a blast of energy of pure rage from your use of a number as a word
[sup] to those who give a sh*t, I'm back from a week of the city and no internet[/sup]
[sup] to those who give a sh*t, I'm back from a week of the city and no internet[/sup]
