The flat-out worst game you have ever played. EVER.

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Shadow-Phoenix

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Terminator Salvation the game tries so hard to rip off Gears of war and yet it tries to be Terminator Dawn of Fate at the same time.
 

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E.T. for the Atari.

No, I didn't play it on emulator. I still remember being a little kid and trying to play that game. So many hours spent wondering just what in the fucking fuck was going on....so many hours...
 

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It's actually called LOST: Via Domus, and I threw it away after barely finishing the second level. The gameplay sucks, the voice acting was horrible, the "photo taking" game mechanics were badly designed, and there were hardly more than 8 NPCs to be seen at a time on the island. It's not worth the money even for LOST fans.
 

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THEJORRRG said:
PeePantz said:
RAKtheUndead said:
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600. Call it schmuck bait. I had to see whether it lived up to its reputation.
I played this game as a wee lad. Awful, just awful. Its hatred has made such a strong comeback in recent years, and gained a cult following. I remember being very little and knowing that game is utter bullshit.
I love it for it's shittyness! It's just hilarious!
OT: worst game...hmm...World Super Police. Oh or Futurama.
I can say the same abotu Bethesda games.

Liquid Ocelot said:
savagecam said:
Final Fantasy XIII.
This, a thousand times this.

Okay, it wasn't the worst game I have ever played, but it was definitely one of the worst final fantasies.. Nah, 9 topped it in terms of fail.

OT: Final Fantasy 9, I guess. The game's story was bland and ridiculous, the art style was.. Horrid, and the characters were nothing but irritating twats.
You mean 12 right? 9 was simple but had the best world/gameplay of the lot.

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In current memory Jericho and FF13 are just bad, FO3 and Bioshock are just highly mediocre
 

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Between FFXIII, FFXII, Finding Nemo Demo & 50 Cent Bulletproof (Yes i am ashamed of it) All of these reach a tie of worst game ever.
 

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D-day RTS for the PC. I'm a sucker for world war 2 games, so I just had to buy it before reading any reviews. It turned out to be a clone of Desert Rats vs. Afrika Korps with equally silly gameplay. At the start of a mission you might be given a buttload of units but making any progress would require microing the ever-loving jesus out of a few specific units. And the vehicle-crewing system was ridiculous too. If one would put riflemen into a tank (or any vehicle for that matter) as crew, selecting the tank/truck/apc would then result in a unit responce:

"Rifleman at your service, sir!"

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Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines, though it's also on the list of my favorite games. I mean, the combat is terrible even by authentic action-RPG standards, but the story, characters, and atmosphere more than -

Wait, no, the worst game I've ever played was Indigo Prophecy, whose first half is also high on the list of my favorite games. The "gameplay" is serviceable, and the atmosphere and characters in the first half are fantastic - but the whole thing goes down the drain when the big bad is explained and it falls into a downward spiral of sheer stupidity from there. And since the "gameplay" is point-and-click meets quick time events, the story is really all it has going for it. The first half is stellar, the second... a *really* bad matrix fanfic.

I really have a love-hate relationship with these games. It's like it's worse because there's so much wasted potential. So many gems burred beneath vomit and ash.
 

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Easily EASILY too human. It actually depressed me to play I had no fun during the whole game and found nothing positive about it.

Story: Awful
Graphics: Stilted, and uncanny
Gameplay: Horificly terrible
User interface: bad
Varity: none existent
Immersion: none existent
Voice acting: not good
Level design: Unbelivable

and the valkyries THE FUCKIN Valkyries.
 

Carlston

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Worst games? So many.




Kings Quest.
Puzzles made by a woman in her own twisted logic, no hints, unforgiving that a poorly graphical bridge was crossed wrong you died, pointless, unenjoyable, no motivation to get into a barely alive story, reloads so often on old machines you spend more time loading than playing, as a gamer it was more a sadistic experiment. Hi play this game. Took ten minutes to load, ok here is a room with a table. On the table is a cube what do you do? Walk to table. Ohh you stepped forward with your left foot not your right...reload? Yes. Please wait ten more minutes. Step forward with left foot. Whoops you stepped on a crack and broke your mommas back. Reload? ect ect ect
 

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Superman 64...i rented it from my local video store and returned it an hour later when I couldnt even beat the 1st level.
 

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Mikaze said:
Big Rigs! Now there is a game that was both stupid in concept and downright awful in implementation.
The best bit of Big Rig Racing was when you started going backwards, because your speed could literally increase forever. The second you let go of the backward key, you stop immediately. Mmm, physics.

But apart from that classiness, - Harry Potter; Quiddich World Cup. Oh god, I didn't think they were being serious when they said that the games could go for days. They replicated that perfectly. Use any kind of special bonus thing, the game goes much longer! The games makes no effort to tell you this. By the way, the AI? They love using their bonus power as soon as they get it. So you can't use it if you want the game to end sometime this year. Oh, and it's pathetically easy. I never had one goal scored against me, not that it mattered, as I was scoring every 30 seconds.

I'm taking a hammer to the disk now that I've reminded myself about it. Or perhaps I'll even have a Light-Disk battle against my friend with it, the winner getting the honour of killing the game once and for all.