THE FREUD GAME!
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There's more.Madara XIII said:Cheesus333 said:Samus' Morph Ball comes to mind. Like slithering an ovum back into a fallopian tube...Madara XIII said:
Also note the alarming enthusiasm with which she rams it into random orifices.
Samus, I love you. I do. But we can't pretend we don't see these things......well dammit Samus...I'm genuinely afraid of her now.
In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, her final smash is the Giant Penis Laser of Death that slowly grows from her arm and forces other players off the screen.
Suck it, bitches. Suck my damn laser.
This then removes her suit, stripping her down to the skin-tight and ever-so-womanly Zero Suit.
The giant penis laser makes her become a woman. I rest my case.
Damn. Can't really address that without bringing in a stretch.n00beffect said:
Here goes. The flag represents your mother who you desire, which is surrounded by mines possibly representing your fathers threats to castrate you if you get too close.
FREUD FREUD
The clicks are your father, and the smiley face at the end is you. Your father is attempting to fill up ah, empty spaces, until the smiley (you) comes out at the end... Maybe? I don't know if I'm doing this right, haha. It was worth a shot though.Madara XIII said:
Well, I'm going to go with an easy one: all of the Gears of War games.
Chainsaw kills: Great, big, throbbing weapon plunges into soft, pink, sensitive flesh. Fluids fly everywhere, and both parties scream very loudly.
Delta squad: They all care about each other a lot, though they don't say it. They are so manly, only the presence of other men can satisfy them.
General sense of helplessness: There's big, scary monsters who are doing something to the human race against our will, and we're all but powerless to stop them. Sounds kind of rapey to me.
Oh, and a little bit of torture fetishism in the second game.
FREUD, FREUD!
Chainsaw kills: Great, big, throbbing weapon plunges into soft, pink, sensitive flesh. Fluids fly everywhere, and both parties scream very loudly.
Delta squad: They all care about each other a lot, though they don't say it. They are so manly, only the presence of other men can satisfy them.
General sense of helplessness: There's big, scary monsters who are doing something to the human race against our will, and we're all but powerless to stop them. Sounds kind of rapey to me.
Oh, and a little bit of torture fetishism in the second game.
FREUD, FREUD!
Freud was just a pseudo-celebrity who got coked up all the time and spouted a bunch of crazy-ass theories based on his own crappy childhood. He was basically the Charlie Sheen of the mid 19th Century. Pretty much everything he came up with has been proven wrong, including the infamous Oedipus Complex.Madara XIII said:
Yes we are all well aware of what a nut he is, but we're here to play a game not discuss his nutjob theoriesJames Joseph Emerald said:
I think the last game I played was a bit of Dead Island.
Could start with all the large maces with massive modifications.
Oh oh, I know! Endless amount of chairs and tables, which according to Freud are penises...
FREUD FREUD, or is that stretching it too far? I mean, most games have chairs and tables...
Could start with all the large maces with massive modifications.
Oh oh, I know! Endless amount of chairs and tables, which according to Freud are penises...
FREUD FREUD, or is that stretching it too far? I mean, most games have chairs and tables...
To further back up the WINNER status of the post, if you take it back to its logical end, the soldiers represented in BF3 have gone through extensive military training, in which your weapon is often sexualized. Combat itself is even subject to sexualization, with terms such as "war woody".Madara XIII said:
To go even more Freudian, in the game you are killing soldiers who received similar training to you, meaning that you are destroying yourself. Even further than that, you have better weapons than the opposing force, thus creating a form of "penis envy" in the other soldiers.
You could even go so far as to relate discharge of weapons as penile discharge, thus making the act of killing orgasmic.
To top it all off, you are following orders from the commanding officers (father figures), and are operating on behalf of America, which is often referred to as the "motherland". With that logic, you are raping on behalf of your parents.
...and you will never look at a shooter the same...
...You know that "Playing Solitaire" is a euphemism, right?Vuavu said:
OT: "Myst Online: Uru Live"
I'm drawing a blank here... I guess the whole "Opening a crack in the Big Mound In The Sky" could be something...
Hehehehe Nicelacktheknack said:
FAP FAP FAP
Mom: "What are you doing in there!?!
Me: "Playing Solitare!!"
A Freudian Horror? Oh pleasesyrus27 said:Spore, there's absolutely nothing Freudian about Spore, except for the fact that it's possible to have babies with your mum in the creature phrase FREUD FREUD
Oh god and these! [HEADING=2]FREUD FREUD FREUD![/HEADING]
*Clicks*
HOLY SON OF A *****!!! O3O *Spews Tea*
