So after a few pages of discussion -
1# Why do people get all defensive, to the point of insulting each other, and sending me hatemail, telling me how stupid I am for liking a shooter where you don't kill aliens. Really? Come on guys... If you like games I find horrible, feel free to do so. My own tastes deviate from the norm in many fields, and I didn't mean to insult anybody. I was merely trying to understand something and insulting me, or games I like or quote won't further any possible case you're trying to make.
2# More importantly - to stay in the comparison of alcohol someone gave a few pages ago - I can understand sharing a bottle of whine with my boyfriend on the couch, but I can't understand why I would sit alone and drown myself in beer. Sure, there might be people that have fun just slogging away, but stating again and again that they have, will not exactly help me understand why. In the same notion, people keep repeating it, but why would I settle for a lesser experience? Again, I can understand why one would watch Machete instead of Citizin Kane, because it's a different kind of experience. What I can't understand however, is why anyone would want to turn his brain off, and watch a twenty year old Steven Seagal movie.
3# Maybe the examples I've given were a little unfortunate, since hating cod/halo respectively apparently makes you as cool as quoting Yahtzee. Let's for what I'm actually referring to, take the example of Unreal II: Awakening. A fun little shooter from 2003. Quite linear, yes, and you do play a Space marine, but you also play a character as opposed to playing as Jean Claude van damme. The story telling was well ahead of it's time, you cared for the characters, and there were plenty of aliens to shoot, different aliens even. The fun of shooting stuff in weird scenery, with huge guns, it's all there - but why would I want to take the emotional impact away, why would I ever want less?