The Funniest Insult You Can Think Of?

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TopHatTim

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Ok i want to know some of the funniest insults YOU know.
theres no rules just try not to get this thread locked down.
Except one rule no attacking eachother.

Mine would be "C*nt Waffle" thats my best one that i say when i wiz by someone that tries to talk to me and i say "shut it you c*nt waffle"
 

sky14kemea

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your trying not to get the thread locked and you use one of the rudest words possible XD
well done

im too tired to think of one, ill post one later if the topic is still open
 

Cubilone

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People in the Ionian Islands but more specifically in Corfu say "I'll make a parcel out of you and throw you in the sewer".

The funniest thing is that most people will find this quite offensive.
 

CaptainREBell

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Gosh, I wish my brain was in a good mood, this could get quite good.
Can't beat Monty Python: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!!"
Depends though; with an insult, do you want to hurt their feelings or feel as though you're better than them (mostly through confusion, a favourite tactic of mine :D)?
My insult which got the most laughs: "You...gay.....homosexual!"
 

British Fiasco

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I often show extreme racial hatred towards people with white skin and it never seems to cause any offense =[

WHHHHHHHY =[

U damn whities :D
 

Biek

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"Your so ugly, you couldnt get a date in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties"
 

TheWeasel

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Don't bother looking any further than Shakespeare.

"She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."
"Thou cream-faced loon"
And my personal favourite: "Thou smell of mountain goat."
 

super_smash_jesus

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sky14kemea said:
your trying not to get the thread locked and you use one of the rudest words possible XD
well done

im too tired to think of one, ill post one later if the topic is still open
yeah, when I was growing up, I would get slapped for saying waffle.
 

ThrobbingEgo

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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" is already taken?

I'm going to have to go with "You fight like a dairy farmer!"
Urban Dictionary backs me up: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=you%20fight%20like%20a%20dairy%20farmer
 

Nukey

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my personal fav: i find fat people sexy, that means your really sexy.
 

MrNades

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Umm has anyone ever told you that you resemble that of Sloth from the Goonines.
 

muse-13-bliss

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TopHatTim said:
Mine would be "C*nt Waffle" thats my best one that i say when i wiz by someone that tries to talk to me and i say "shut it you c*nt waffle"
i say a variation of that
instead of c*nt
i say c*ck waffle