"stop using jokes off the internet,if i wanted a virus ill get one off your mom"
always liked that one
always liked that one
The Funniest Insult You Can Think Of?
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That's what your mom said last night
Applicable to just about anything that is said.
For instance:
Wow this is delicious!
That's what your mom said last night
Applicable to just about anything that is said.
For instance:
Wow this is delicious!
That's what your mom said last night
I find your very existence as proof that there is no god.
You're so pathetic that I wouldn't enjoy making you bleed.
Theres a reason why your daughter is light-skinned.
Kiss YOU!? Id sooner blow a hobo!
Your pu**y smells like the bathroom in Lincoln Park.
You're so fat you're obese.
You're dick reminds me of that special kid from 6th grade. Short and mis-shapen.
Your pu**y reminds me of a snapping turtle.
Me: Go suck his dick
person: Why his?
Me: Because you are too low and pathetic to have the honor of sucking mine.
(I insulted two people in that one)
Thats all I can remember right now.
You're so pathetic that I wouldn't enjoy making you bleed.
Theres a reason why your daughter is light-skinned.
Kiss YOU!? Id sooner blow a hobo!
Your pu**y smells like the bathroom in Lincoln Park.
You're so fat you're obese.
You're dick reminds me of that special kid from 6th grade. Short and mis-shapen.
Your pu**y reminds me of a snapping turtle.
Me: Go suck his dick
person: Why his?
Me: Because you are too low and pathetic to have the honor of sucking mine.
(I insulted two people in that one)
Thats all I can remember right now.
Pardon me sir, but there are words coming out of your face. This is a lamentable state of affairs, and if it is to continue, then I shall attempt to remedy the situation, by force if necesary.
when the idiot you're talking to says something inane in confusion, follow up with this:
Sorry, I must have gone over your head with that one. srry, but you talky, dat bad. me no like. u keep talking, me hit u
when the idiot you're talking to says something inane in confusion, follow up with this:
Sorry, I must have gone over your head with that one. srry, but you talky, dat bad. me no like. u keep talking, me hit u
There is a word in the Polish language that roughly translates to "shit all over", I can't remember how to spell it though...damn me not learning how to fluently write in Polish!
Oh and,
Student: Oh my god Martin, stop being such a asshole!
Me: I'm not god but it's nice to know you think of me that way.
Oh and,
Student: Oh my god Martin, stop being such a asshole!
Me: I'm not god but it's nice to know you think of me that way.
Okay, my favourite comes from the world of cricket, which I hate; but they do have a tradition of sledging, which is trying to unnerve a fellow player through insulting him. The following is a classic example:
Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes):
"Hey Eddo, why are you so fucking fat?"
Eddo Brandes: "Because every time I fuck your mother, she throws me a biscuit."
"Hey Eddo, why are you so fucking fat?"
Eddo Brandes: "Because every time I fuck your mother, she throws me a biscuit."
"Chutney Ferret" is one i found while avoiding doing some computing work at college, its a slang term for a homosexual and it just made me laugh.
Personally I have always thought "if I wanted you to talk I would have taken my d*ck out of your mouth" to be quite funny.
Usually though I stay away from insults and just hit people.
Usually though I stay away from insults and just hit people.
