hey all, just wondering what is the funniest thing you've seen or done oblivion-wise. my funniest was after murdering somebody, guards were chasing after me, and i went on a ship, got onto the edge, and sat there watching them running into the ship.
The funniest thing you've done/seen/heard in oblivion?
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One time I was bored so I wanted to see how many guards I could kill using just my fists.
I started beating the crap out of them (my unarmed skill was fairly high) and when there was only one left in the Imperial City, I used a charged punch and knocked him down the street.
His body wouldn't stop spazzing around the city for like 5 minutes.
Best glitch ever.
I started beating the crap out of them (my unarmed skill was fairly high) and when there was only one left in the Imperial City, I used a charged punch and knocked him down the street.
His body wouldn't stop spazzing around the city for like 5 minutes.
Best glitch ever.
Created a spell that made me jump ten times higher for only a second. It looks hilarious in third person.
Standing ontop of a paint brush killing people with spells and arrows, also making a custom spell to make villagers go into RAGE and attack anything and buff them with full Endurance, Resistance to Spells and all Elements. They'd run around and punch guards but never die... so funny.
Starting a fight in a crowded area can result in very funny free for all melee deathmatches.
Get two imperial guards shouting abuse at eachother in the same voice and try not to laugh...
'This is where you fall down and BLEED to death!'
'This is where you fall down and BLEED to death!'
Get two imperial guards shouting abuse at eachother in the same voice and try not to laugh...
'This is where you fall down and BLEED to death!'
'This is where you fall down and BLEED to death!'
I was on my evil character, going on a killing spree. I take out my bow, aim at a quest important guard, and fire straight into his head.
His body inside his armour proceeds to melt, and his neck stretches about 10 or so meters back along with the arrow, still placed firmly in his skull.
His body inside his armour proceeds to melt, and his neck stretches about 10 or so meters back along with the arrow, still placed firmly in his skull.
Legendary.TheNumber1Zero said:
Also (I haven't done this personally) It's possible to make a paralyse spell, and set yourself as the target. Walk up to someone and cast it (preferably in 3rd person), and you'll simply freeze, one hand in the air, While the NPC stares blankly at you. Or, even better, cast it while jumping. Preferably off something high.
So funny when the Imperial Guard attack each othermiracleofsound said:
It's better when it's Guard vs Guard vs crowd of civilians.
all I do is attack 1 person without getting seen.. they punch me and the guard goes for them. then a guard sees them attack the civvie, so they attack the guard.
then for some reason the civvies start attacking the guard.
'It's Ishbal All Over Again!'
'Hello.'
'Hello.'
'How are you?'
'Just getting by.'
'Heard anything of the other provinces?'
'Nothing special.'
'Goodbye!'
The conversations they had were always hilarious to think about in a real life situation...
'Hello.'
'How are you?'
'Just getting by.'
'Heard anything of the other provinces?'
'Nothing special.'
'Goodbye!'
The conversations they had were always hilarious to think about in a real life situation...
Well there was the time I took out a guard with the Fork of Hortipulation... and the time I beat an arena opponent in two seconds everytime since I had 85% Chameleon, and they ran out stopped in the middle, two arrows bam dead.
Playing as an Argonian [sp?] going to the well behind Cheydinhal Mages Guild while being chased by guards, hiding in a glitch spot where they can't find me then watching them drown...
Hey, I found it funny.
Hey, I found it funny.
I once got the Adoring Fan to come up to Dive rock with me, I had the Ring of the Iron Fist with me so the 25 point boost to my hand to hand was a plus.I pretty much "hadouken" punched him off of Dive Rock and watched him ragdoll all the way to the bottom of the mountain. I also had about 100 acrobatics points so I could follow him to the bottom without dying
It's always funny when you have like 80% damage resistance on your body and then a giant rat comes and jumps towards you. You just stand there and watch how the rat flys off your armor like 20 feet.
Once i killed a troll in a cave and he fell on a spike-rock. The rock went trough his head. There he was lying down... With a rock trough his head...
Once i killed a troll in a cave and he fell on a spike-rock. The rock went trough his head. There he was lying down... With a rock trough his head...