The giant bug apocalypse thread

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Souplex said:
Send in waves of Krogan?
This is the only suggestion so far that I feel has actually been proven to have worked before, so I'm going to agree with Souplex.

If it really did happen, I would drop a toaster in my tub. Insects are such amazing killing machines, if they were bigger than us there would be little we could do to stop them.

I mean, proportionally, their armour would be thicker and might even be bullet-proof. And, of course, our nuclear weapons couldn't kill cockroaches - so even if all else failed, we'd still fail.

Plus, I can't stand bees and wasps already. I think I'd have a full-on heart attack if I saw a giant one coming at me.
 

GODoftheRIGOVERSE

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There's only one thing to do learn the language of the bugs, earn their trust, and then breed with their women and in time our differences will be forgotten

and a scorpion i guess
 

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oppp7 said:
I'd join the giant arthropods because they're my favorite fictional characters.
Tyranids, Zerg, monsters from Dead Space...
Its funny how nearly no one knows the one that probably started all of the giant bugs in the field of war. And the Space Marine. And the Terran Federation.

STARSHIP TROOPERS: THE NOVEL

OT: Go Raid on them! Or just try and get my hands on as many anti-bug, spider etc sprays and weapons as possible.
 

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T3h Merc said:
Decy19 said:
shoot them in there antenner (who can get the referance)
Fallout 3. Chocolate Chip Please.

OT: I need to die. I hate bugs...
Nope, I do believe the reference is from the classic 1954, nuclear monster movie, Them!

Edit: OT: fire, lots and lots of fire.
 

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T3h Merc said:
Decy19 said:
shoot them in there antenner (who can get the referance)
Fallout 3. Chocolate Chip Please.

OT: I need to die. I hate bugs...
I hate ninjas.

OT: Chemicals, so much Anthrax. Anthrax bleeding out of the ground they call their home, but it is not their home. Rig up combines and tractors with Anthrax hoses and watch the enemy fall. Beautiful anthrax. (Note to self: Stop playing C&C Generals.)
 

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Igen said:
Not only have they gotten bigger...



they now hunt in packs!
Seriuosly, thats all spider webs, not tent catapillars, freakin spiders, thousands of them, working togeather...
I never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never ever want to go to the place in the world where shit like that spider web actually happens.

I would die. If the spiders didn't get me, I'd just go ahead and have a heart attack.

I live in a country with no spiders (or any other insect/arachnid for that matter) that can kill you, and only one variety that can even bite you. The idea of thousands of venomous, eight legged killing machines all in one place just plain terrifies me.

As to the thought of a load of giant insects attacking... Well, at least you could see them, and... I dunno - hit them with a bat or something? (We also don't have guns here, and I somehow doubt our new insect overlords would be intimidated by an overwhelming presence of CCTV cameras.)
 

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i'd find david arquette. did you see him in eight-legged freaks? if there is anyone i want to defend me in a bug apocolypse, its him.
 

akapellah21

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I am have a phobia of bugs including grasshoppers, crickets and other similar species. not tarantulas surprisingly. but ya, my ass would probably find a painless way to off myself, realistically
 

Souplex

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plastic_window said:
Souplex said:
Send in waves of Krogan?
This is the only suggestion so far that I feel has actually been proven to have worked before, so I'm going to agree with Souplex.

If it really did happen, I would drop a toaster in my tub. Insects are such amazing killing machines, if they were bigger than us there would be little we could do to stop them.

I mean, proportionally, their armour would be thicker and might even be bullet-proof. And, of course, our nuclear weapons couldn't kill cockroaches - so even if all else failed, we'd still fail.

Plus, I can't stand bees and wasps already. I think I'd have a full-on heart attack if I saw a giant one coming at me.
What aboot my let physics kill them plan? Without any internal support the exoskeleton would cause them to crush themselves if they were to reach threat to humans size.
 

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Nouw said:
oppp7 said:
I'd join the giant arthropods because they're my favorite fictional characters.
Tyranids, Zerg, monsters from Dead Space...
Its funny how nearly no one knows the one that probably started all of the giant bugs in the field of war. And the Space Marine. And the Terran Federation.

STARSHIP TROOPERS: THE NOVEL

OT: Go Raid on them! Or just try and get my hands on as many anti-bug, spider etc sprays and weapons as possible.
I knew that, but they're not my favorite alien bugs. Also, since they aren't an infectious bug virus, I couldn't convert to their side as well.
 

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Insect spray! That and those electric fly swatters. TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE BACK THE EARTH!
 

Igen

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Kirky said:
I never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never ever want to go to the place in the world where shit like that spider web actually happens.

I would die. If the spiders didn't get me, I'd just go ahead and have a heart attack.

I live in a country with no spiders (or any other insect/arachnid for that matter) that can kill you, and only one variety that can even bite you. The idea of thousands of venomous, eight legged killing machines all in one place just plain terrifies me.

As to the thought of a load of giant insects attacking... Well, at least you could see them, and... I dunno - hit them with a bat or something? (We also don't have guns here, and I somehow doubt our new insect overlords would be intimidated by an overwhelming presence of CCTV cameras.)
Hate to break it to ya dude (not really, i kind of like freakin people out with facts), but theirs a variety that lives and hunts under water as well. so crossing the water is a possibility for them. plus some one could accidently bring them over in a small shipping container. Happens all the time with the Brazilian wandering spider a.k.a. banana spider.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider
I actually know a guy that worked the produce section of a grocery store find one of these in a food crate, 7,000 miles (11,100 kilometers) from where its suposed to live. Beware of shipments from Brazil.

Diving bell spider