The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hello guys, here's a fun idea.

Give the person below you a gift. The gift can be anything and everything.

When you recieve a gift, comment on your thoughts about it.

Spoiler: Example

User 1 - I give you a bear!

User 2 - Great, that'll totally not destroy my living room... >_>

Let's begin!

[HEADING=2]I give you the first post in this thread.[/HEADING]

 

[Stephanos132]

Oh boy, just what I always wanted!

My gift is a cow who just wants to be hugged.

 

[Jonluw]

Yay. I'm very happy to have the opportunity to, eh... post.
I'll use it to...

Surprise: Give another person a gift!
Edit: God damn it...

I give you your own personal laser T-rex (don't ask how it works, it's complicated)

 

[SkyeNeko]

*kills it chops it up and makes burgers*

I give you a freshly made T-rex burger!~

 

[Jonluw]

Oh boy, just what I always wanted!

My gift is a cow who just wants to be hugged.

*Looks at avatar*
I already have one.

I give you a fly. Yup, only a fly. A common housefly.

 

[Eumersian]

Alright! Time to knock it out and study it under a dissecting scope!

I give you some very manly deodorant.

 

[SkyeNeko]

I throw it in the fire so it explodes.

I give you a NINJA

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'll use this Ninja to kill my enemies. Thank you!

I give you a heart-attack. (not all of them have to be positive)

 

[Eumersian]

Oh boy! I've always wanted to say that I'm having an "infarction"! Yay!

I give you Charlie Sheen in a closet with a hooker.

 

[Jonluw]

*Unwraps it*
Wooow, thanks, exactly what I always waaaarrrrrgh!
Edit: God damn it!

I give you an antique coffee table.

 

[One Seven One]

Great, now I get to visit the hospital!
Ooo, it's very nice, thank you.

I give you the powers of a ninja.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't need this, I have one already.

I give you fire.

 

[Eumersian]

Great. Now I get to have my liver eaten out for the rest of my life, *****.

I give you a nice pair of pants.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

What? A ninja?
But pirates are way cooler than ninjas!

EDIT: Wow, 6 ninjas even!
And some pants!
Just what I needed!

I give you a video explaining why pirates are cooler than ninjas.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I agree with that video. Thank you.

I give you a jube-jube.

 

[Eumersian]

Spoiler: I respond?

I give you my favorite dirty knife.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A jube-jube?
Just what I always wanted!
*Wonders what a jube-jube is and how you prepare it*

I give you a cookie!

 

[Neonbob]

I get a scot-free murder weapon? FUCK YEAH!
Yay! *noms*

I give you five pairs of fuzzy socks.

 

[Eumersian]

Cool. I'm low on socks right now.

I give you more money.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

YAY!!!!

*Invests in school*

I give you a corvette.