The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Thank you! *Ingests immedietly*

I give you a virus that can nuke anyone's computer, no exceptions.

 

[Eumersian]

Oh well?

I give you streptococcus pneumoniae.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh well?

I give you streptococcus pneumoniae.

That's not nice! (I gave you the virus, I didn't infect you with it. Send it to someone who deserves a karma virus)

I give you fruit. Mountains of fruit.

 

[xmbts]

Great, now I have an excuse to get a new one.

I give you my glasses, enjoy robbing me of my sight.

 

[Eumersian]

I certainly will!

I give you an old male prostitute.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Thank you. Yes, I'm regifting that.

I give you xmbts's glasses. Let's pass it on.

 

[One Seven One]

Alright. :3

I give you a gundam and xmbt's glasses.

 

[Eumersian]

Lame.

I give you xmbts's glasses.

 

[One Seven One]

*Takes off glasses and tries them on*
Your eyesight is worse than mine...

I give you xmbt's glasses.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Puts them on.*

Man, your glasses are way different than mine!

I give you xmbts's glasses and some cake.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Puts them on* Wow how can you see?

I give you xmbts.

 

[Eumersian]

I denounce your slave-trade.

I give you xmbts's glasses.

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks now i can look like a douche....

I give you the gift of life

 

[xmbts]

Oh, but I already had one.

...Wait a minute, I don't look like a douche.

I give you the best gift you can get: TUBE SOCKS.

 

[Eumersian]

This gift of tube socks totally sucks and I hate it.

I give you one tube sock.

 

[cryogeist]

AWESOME! something for the fire *chucks sock into fire*

I give you 100 billion dollars

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

MINE!

I give you oxygen.

 

[cryogeist]

Thank....you*breaths*
ahhh

I give you my eternal service

 

[Eumersian]

Cool beans. MAKE ME SOME COOL BEANS, NOW!

I give you more than enough bricks.

 

[cryogeist]

Oh cool! now my snow walls will be even MORE reinforced!

you dont want to know what i gave you