The gift game

[Ice Car]

Huh. Great, now I have to kill myself.

I gift to you a gift.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Great. There's nothing in it.

I give you ragequit.

 

[One Seven One]

The game was annoying me anyway. >.>
Thank you. :3

I give you the ability to post under me!

 

[xmbts]

Ooh, I'll use it right now.

You can have my dignity.

*Dons maid dress*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Now that all important question returns with a vengence.

I give you science.

 

[One Seven One]

I'll keep it locked in a box.
*Begins taking pictures*
I use it to shoot lightning bolts from my hands.
SCIENCE!
*BZZZT*

I gove you te adventures of professor trout.

Spoiler

 

[Eumersian]

That's disgusting.

I give you delicious cheese.

 

[Zirat]

I use it to help with breakfast!

I give you a good omelette

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Eww.

I give you

[HEADING=2]DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT.[/HEADING]

 

[One Seven One]

I will nom it!

I give you telekinesis!

 

[xmbts]

Awesome now I can perform maid duties with my brain.

[sub]No I will not let that go.[/sub]

I give you, an answer to that all important question.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm waiting for the PM that will likely never come.

I give you an uncertain financial future.

 

[xmbts]

Aww, just when I thought I'd figured that out.

I'll give you a misleading answer.

 

[Eumersian]

Nice. I like puzzles.

I give you my last pair of underwear.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No PM yet... This gift isn't here yet!

INCENERATE! THEN INCENERATE THE GLOVES I USED TO TOUCH THEM. THEN INCENIRATE MYSELF.

I'll give you A&W onion rings.

 

[Eumersian]

Get that jank out of here. Onion rings are for fat people that think they chose the healthier option.

I give you your own Pizza Hut franchise.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thanks man, I can finally fulfill my dream of being really fat!

I give you a puppy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

YAY!

I give you all my free love.

 

[Eumersian]

I take it like a *****, then.

I give you a shiny pidgey.

 

[xmbts]

Yay?

I give you my prized harmonica.