The gift game

[Baby Eater]

*BWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!*

I give you a swollen goat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

YAY!

*imprisons him*

No more Goat invasions!

I give you a medal.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I crush it into a shape resembling a raisin and eat it.

LIKE A MAN.

I give you the most precious gift of all: a child's laughter.

 

[Neonbob]

OH GOD GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

I give you four pairs of parachute pants.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Awesome. Totally awesome.

I give you hand sanitizer.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I use it to assist in the defense of my body from a cold.

I give you an F1 Engine.

 

[One Seven One]

I will use it to power a lawn mower.

I give you a broken mirror.

 

[Nouw]

Great, now to throw it away.

Spoiler: I give you a black hole

 

[One Seven One]

I will use it to destroy future enemy space fleet!
Sir Nouw, you may very well have saved the future of Earth..

I Give you a space-aged computer!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't care how good it is, it'll just be obsolete in...

[sub][sub]50 petabytes of Memory? 2 zettabytes of storage space? Monitor the size of a swimming pool?[/sub][/sub]

...

I think this will be sufficient for my needs.

I give you Excalibur.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

I use it to trim my hair.

I give you my toenail clippings.

 

[One Seven One]

I use them to fuel a starship.

I give you SCIENCE!

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

I use it to give me curly hair.

I give you an atom.

 

[Nouw]

I eat it.

I give you a wish.

 

[One Seven One]

I abuse the loop holes that wishes traditionaly have.

I give you long cat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I can't fit him in my house...

I give you a Bulbasaur.

 

[One Seven One]

Thank you Proffesor Oak, now I shall become the Pokemon master!

I give you ale.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Hic*

Thanks mate.

I give you Zombie hordes.

 

[Nouw]

I use them to test the survivability of America.

I give you a metric fuck-ton of ignorance.

 

[xmbts]

Excellent, I'll go start a group based on it.

I give you 15 minutes of my free time.