The gift game

[SckizoBoy]

I use it to admire myself in your glasses.

I give you a god-hammer.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I run around shouting loudly, proclaiming myself Thor.

I give you lint.

 

[Eumersian]

I don't need your charity.

I give a plonodory fortedds.

 

[SkyeNeko]

I accidentally your plonodory fortedds.

I give you chickenpox in a box.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yay! ... Nothing happened.

I give you a weasel.

 

[xmbts]

Great! Now I'm prepared for that most sacred of days. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI]

I give you a sandwich of your choosing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yay! *noms on Turkey breast with hot sauce and jalapeno peppers in a toasted white bun*

Great! Now I'm prepared for that most sacred of days. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI]

*Puts on Viking helmet*

Let's go!

I give you the gift of friendship. (That's a non-refundable gift.... Just like this car!)

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'll just stash it in the closet along the rest of the junk.

I give you 3 metric tonnes of electronic old men.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...yay? *Tosses into the garbage disposal unit when no-one is looking*

I give you gas.

 

[Neonbob]

Yaaaaaaaaay! Now I don't have to pay for my gas this week!

I give you dog hair.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I hope it's helium.

I give you a rusty pocket knife.

 

[Neonbob]

Oooh, yay!
*stabs people and gives them tetanus*

I give you jury duty.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Yay, at last, a job I don't have to think in order to complete.

I give you a GEP gun.

 

[cryogeist]

...is this a rocket launcher?

I give you immortality

 

[Fury Is Me.]

BECOME GREATEST MURDERER IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER

I give you pancakes.

 

[cryogeist]

*OM NOM NOM*
awesome!

I give you hugz

 

[Neonbob]

I relish the attention.

I give you goggles.

 

[cryogeist]

sweet!
*dives into pool*

I give you the ability to walk on water

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm going to walk over to my towel like a boss now.

I give you the ability of invulnerability![footnote]Only effective while you're holding your breath.[/footnote]

 

[Neonbob]

Hmmmmm...this is gonna be interesting...

I give you a rubber body!