The gift game

[scorptatious]

Hooray! Now I can make a book series starring sparkly vampires!

I give you a gold chocobo.

 

[cryogeist]

WOOOO...wait what abilitys does it know >_>

I give you...Your soul back

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

FINALLY!

[sub]This thing has been gone for soo long. Time to sell it again![/sub]

I give you milk from a cow.

 

[Eumersian]

Umm?OK?

I give you a rush of energy.

 

[scorptatious]

YEAH! I'M GOING TO GO FOR THE GOLD!

I give you a one eyed chihuahua.

 

[Eumersian]

*Punt*

I give you a book of the best puns that have ever come from a human being's mouth.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will cherish it forever.

I give a book filled with giberrish.

[sub]AKA a chance to bash any book you've ever hated ever.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME A DICKENS' BOOK?!
Hate him...

I give you five pounds of earwax.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Time for the greatest prank ever.

I give you a 1-up!

 

[scorptatious]

Thanks, I was down to my last guy.

I give you the ability to turn whatever you touch into gold.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have an itch.

*scractch*

...

I give you the ability to talk to the dead.

 

[Eumersian]

Fuckin' wierd, bro. When will I ever use that?
[sup][sup]Forensics Majors best GTFO the way?[/sup][/sup]

I give you some menthol lozenges.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Sweet.

I give you my old baby teeth.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Um, thanks?

I give you lead poisoning.

 

[Eumersian]

Fuckberries?

I give you a vine of Fuckberries.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Now I can say I give a f*ck.

I give you enough gas money to drive around Jupiter twice. But you can only use it on gas.

 

[Neonbob]

OH FUCK YEAH!
I can make the BEST WINE EVER now!

I give you a pineapple.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

STEVE! [http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0812/steve-pineapple-demotivational-poster-1230417691.jpg] I missed you so much!

I give you salt and pepper.

 

[Neonbob]

Yaaaay. Spices

I give you pancakes!

 

[Zirat]

Yay breakfast for midnight snack!

I give you a life-size statue of yourself made from bacon