The gift game

[Neonbob]

WOOOHOOO!
*drives it fucking EVERYWHERE*

I give you a beautiful pen.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Oooh! I wonder how well they burn...

I give you 100 slaves.
[sup]Yes, I know it's not much![/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oooh, fancy!

Lame.

I give you a piece of paper that says "IOU".

 

[Stephanos132]

My favourite 3 vowels :3

I grant you a complete set of crockery.

 

[SkyeNeko]

I smash them to sharp bits and mix them in a cake.

O hai! Have some... cake

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Thank you, I enjoy Cake.

I give you three wishes.

 

[One Seven One]

oo than.. wait.. is this cake cake or "cake" cake..
*Eyes suspiciously*
My first wish is that everything that is written on this peice of paper was true.
I'll think of the other two later on.

I give you.. a hat!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is it a pimp hat?

I give you +1 internet.

 

[Eumersian]

I scoff, because my internet is over 9000 already.

I give you a really really slow internet.

 

[One Seven One]

Hell yeah!
I already have one though. D:

@Redlin: Yes, it can be.

I give you a robot arm.

 

[Eumersian]

Time to lay down the pain.

I give you?Burt Reynolds!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Nice. Now I have a guarenteed way to walk into Hollywood!

I give you a giant pile of gold coins.

 

[One Seven One]

!! 0.0
Thank you.

I give you Bill Gates' bank acount.

 

[Eumersian]

I shit on it and call it Gladys. I don't want none o' yer funny-money!

I give you some funny money.

 

[One Seven One]

I use it to warm myself in the cold seasons.

I give you a guitar.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I sell it, I can't play Guitar.

I give you a giant hug.

 

[One Seven One]

I accept it and give you one in return. :3

I give you the last game that will ever be made.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I take it and cry.

I give you a pet naked molerat.

 

[Eumersian]

I kill it with fire.

I give you a burnt naked mole rat.

 

[Baby Eater]

I name him Alfred and cuddle with him.

I give you the antidote to the poison I gave you last night.