The gift game

[cryogeist]

Sweet!
*pew pew pew!!!*

I give you this bag of chips im eating

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks me!

*noms*

I give you check paddles to revive this thread with

 

[Admiral Stukov]

CLEAR!

I give you a swedish breakfast.

 

[cryogeist]

....no thank you....

I give you the ability to get the hell outta here

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I thought you were trying to revive the thread.

I give you the wikipedia page about Smörgåstårta;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta
[sub]Check the "Traditional Preparation" under External Links.[/sub]

 

[cryogeist]

Uhhhh...thanks?

I give you this normal cake

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Is it a lie?

I give you a lifetime supply of Zoega's coffee.

 

[cryogeist]

...Is it any good?


I give you a stake

 

[SckizoBoy]

(honest to god, the first thing I thought was *griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin*)

Thank you *puts to good use* *stab* *stab* *stab*

I give you my scythe (busy with stake).

 

[cryogeist]

...the food stake...quit smacking me with meat
OT oh cool! *swings*

I give you my eternal service

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I sell it on ebay.

I give you a Nerf gun.

 

[cryogeist]

*pulls back something on the gun*
lock and load

I give you NOTHING

 

[SkyeNeko]

everything is imperfect. therefore, nothing is perfect. you have given me perfection. 8D

i give you a half eaten chocolate bar

 

[cryogeist]

...*noms*

I give you...sorry i cant think of anything

 

[SkyeNeko]

DANGIT this is the second time i have received nothing!

i give you a landmine full of oatmeal

 

[Eumersian]

Um, why?

I give you inception.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh! Good movie! Thanks!

I give you a tree made of angels.

 

[tthor]

Great, just what I wanted, a tree made of a bunch of corpses with wings taped on them o_o;

I give you world peace!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Great! *conquers the world without any opposition*

I give you a crowbar signed by the one free man himself.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I put it in a frame and worship it!

I give you the date of your death.