The gift game

[One Seven One]

*Starts bashing rabid fans*
Thank you!

I give you a blank check.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

... >

Prepare to have no money.

I give you an Ironman suit.

 

[Eumersian]

All your cheeses will be mine!!!!

I give you my unrequited love.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Why, thank you.

My gift to you is a radioactive rubber chicken.

 

[Eumersian]

Finally, something to separate me to from the other clowns at clown college.

I give you a steamboat.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Sweet, do I get Mickey as well?

I give you a headache. Not too severe.

 

[Eumersian]

You know, I just stopped being sick, and you just have to crap all over that don't you?

I give you my left eye.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Sorry. And thanks, I hope at least that one isn't as bad as my own.

I give you an unplugged electric blanket.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Thanks!

*goes off and has adventures with it*

I give you the dance of solitude! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnjcaEL4pxI]

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Yeah, I can dig it.

I give you.... a penny for your thoughts.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yay I'm worth something.

I give you three more continues.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"My good thoughts are more expensive than that."

That's what you just purchased. *takes penny*

I give you a time traveling RV.

 

[CheesyGrin1992]

Wow... *goes to future where it promptly breaks down*

Gee, thanks.

I give you a limited edition Andrex toilet roll. It has cats on it instead of puppies.

 

[cryogeist]

...wut?

I give you peace and happiness

 

[Eumersian]

Boring. I hate friendly gifts.

I give you a murderous unicorn.

 

[cryogeist]

*points it in your direction*
Go git em boy!

I give you this....
*stabs

 

[Eumersian]

Goody. A flesh wound.

I give you a severed hand.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

What you gonna do, bleed on me?

I give you an Orbital Command at 14 supply.

 

[Eumersian]

Economic boost time, FTW.

I give you a duodenum, but whatever you do, don't bring it back to the store.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I feed it to my pet Zergling.

I give you a Wall o' Mutalisk.