The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yay!

*Puts it into Minecraft house*

I give you imagination!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I use it to utterly destroy everything in Minecraft.

I give you the other mouldy leather boot.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*noms*

I give you imitation gruel.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Uh... thanks I guess.

I give you cyanide flavoured with happiness.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yay...

*dies*

I give you old age.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Another one?

I give you a piece of bread.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Where's my wine?

*tosses it away*

Unacceptable.

I give you rage.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I thought Id software wasn't done making it yet.

I give you a buggy graphics engine made my Bethesda.

 

[cryogeist]

....whhhhhyyyy?

I give you another life

 

[xmbts]

I'll probably burn through it in a couple years.

I give you fame and fortune.

 

[Dango]

I'll use my fame and fortune to push my new line of starfish perfume and clothing!

I give you a bear suit.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'll wear it but Shockvalue will punch me...

I give you a Borg cube.

 

[Eumersian]

My very own? Cool.

I give you a Borg Probe.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Lame. Much less impressive.

I give you a hologram doctor.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

The only likable character from Voyager? Sweet.

I give you Kirk.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

MOO!

I will love him and squeeze him, kiss him, hold him and call him Jim!

I give you Bugs Bunny.

 

[xmbts]

I'll teach that wascally wabbit.

I give you a cheap gas-station sandwich.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*tosses immediately*

Do not want.

I give you love.

 

[mParadox]

*takes happily*

I give you the entire original Poke'mon games, cards and seasons. :3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give you a knife made by me.