The gift game

[Dango]

Take it back, I don't like orange juice.

I give you spaghetti with marinara sauce.

 

[xmbts]

You make me sad, I'll just put this in the fridge for later.

I give you a cool hat.

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks!

I give you an imagination

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mmmmhmmmm... MMMMMHMMMM!!!

*Explodes from too much imagination.*

I give you the Starship Voyager.

 

[One Seven One]

!
And now we can share in virginness...

I give you the heart of darkness.

 

[One Seven One]

I sell it for millions of dollars.

I give you the soul of a chipmunk.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

What gender are we talking about here?

I give you Smörgåstårta [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta].

 

[One Seven One]

I question who that is.

I give you the ability to never have to use captchas again!

 

[One Seven One]

I use it to make tea.

I offer you some of the tea I just made.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm making tea now!

I give you the Battleship Bismark.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't know what it is... :'(

Oh and more power? Okay... Seems a little redundant...

I give you a huge ego.

 

[One Seven One]

I pour my tea in it, thank you.

I give you an EXP point.