The gift game

[cryogeist]

why is it ticking?

I give you this IED i made

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Why thank you!

*puts it in a time-capsule*

I give you Pearl Harbour... The place, not the event.

 

[cryogeist]

huh ill sell it off!

I give you the deed to my house

 

[Dango]

I'll burn it (the deed, not the house).

I give you a dress!

 

[cryogeist]

....Does it look good on me?

I give you these robes

 

[Dango]

I put them on and sit by the fire in a large armchair while reading a book and smoking a pipe.

I give you pink hair.

 

[cryogeist]

Sweet! now i can match my moms hair!

I give you black hair with a blue stripe going though it

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

I give you a bomb that can destroy the galaxy.

 

[cryogeist]

...nah

I give you extirminatus
the controls

 

[cryogeist]

(fucking glitch!!!!)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...nah.

I give you the Deathstar. Themal port is actually armored this time.

 

[cryogeist]

fuck....yeah!

I give you anything you wanted
>_>
_>
<_<
....anything

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'll think about it.

I give you the ability to perfom an inception.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Just one? I guess I better choose wisely..

I give you a baseball bat that has been struck by lightning.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I shall treasure it as an heirloom of power and sports and maybe get it signed by Martina Navratilova.

I give you a pipe organ.

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks?

I give you a cup of coffee

 

[scorptatious]

*SIP*
Yuck... it's black...

I give you some smoked cheese!

 

[xmbts]

I think I'll save myself some vomiting and just pass on that.

I give you frickin' sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

What a coincidence, I was just thinking of doing a weapons re-fit on my battlecruisers.

I give you this half-empty bottle of whiskey.

 

[xmbts]

Great, I'll put it right over here.

I give you a half full carton of Orange Juice.