The gift game

[scorptatious]

Nothing? You made Zoidberg sad...


I give you a feeling of shame.

 

[cryogeist]

WOOOO....*cries*

I give you this
STALIN'S MOTHER FUCKING ORGAN!!! or katyusha rockets

Spoiler

 

[havass]

Perfect. just what I need in my quest of world domination.

My gift is the gift of FREEEEEEDOMMMMM

 

[xmbts]

Okay...

*Resumes sitting around*

I give you a rubber band.

 

[cryogeist]

*twang*
and now i dont have one

I give you a pastry of your choice

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*noms on crescent*

I give you an ice cream headache.

 

[cryogeist]

it was worth it
....owww

I give you a m26 pershing (if i spelled it right) tank

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use it to destroy all German armor.

I give you a Spitfire.

 

[cryogeist]

I use it to destroy all German armor.

I give you a Spitfire.

a what? is that a plane?

I give you a
Jagdpanzer VI "Jagdtiger"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give you a Spitfire.

a what? is that a plane?

Spoiler: O.O

Yes, just one of the most important fighter planes of WWII....

OT: I sell the mechanically unreliable beast to a museum for profit.

I give you a Bren gun.

 

[cryogeist]

I give you a Spitfire.

a what? is that a plane?

Spoiler: O.O

Yes, just one of the most important fighter planes of WWII....

OT: I sell the mechanically unreliable beast to a museum for profit.

I give you a Bren gun.

(im not very good at WW2 air combat and stuff)
sweet!

I give you a browning m1919 (if i got the numbers right)
(fixed the numbers!)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You fixed the numbers in the race for me? How much did you bet? Do I win big?

I give you a butler.

 

[cryogeist]

i use him for target practice

I give you his body

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put it in the trunk of your car next time you try to cross a border.

I give you hope. Bob Hope.

 

[cryogeist]

....thanks?

I give you my car

 

[cryogeist]

...nahhh

I give you china

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Woo hoo! China wins!

I give you this art:

Spoiler: Morbo

 

[cryogeist]

*burns it*

I give you a flame thrower tank...thing

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Those Japanese bunkers are as good as gone.

I give you the ability to ignore Gary Oak's girth.