The gift game

[cryogeist]

....WALMART!

I give you a mortar

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I fire it into a crowd.

I give you nuclear missile protection.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am now safe from Neonbob's nuclear rampage.

I give you the power to make the sky rain lava at your command.

 

[cryogeist]

sweet

i give you my orbital laser

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use it to destroy America.

I give you free gasoline.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thanks now I just need War.

I give you an American idol wash up.

 

[Zirat]

Hooray! My very own neutral country!
Now I can get them to make a chocolate clock...

I give you a giant robot to do your bidding.

 

[Zirat]

I slap you with it.

I give you a fishing pole guranteed to catch whatever you want.

 

[Zirat]

I brew.

I give you a sad little poltergheist.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks!

I give you this flame thrower

 

[scorptatious]

NOM NOM NOM.

I give you a tarantula.

 

[cryogeist]

I keep it as a pet

i give you cake

 

[scorptatious]

YUCK! (Throws cake at a wall.)

I give you eternal life.

 

[cryogeist]

YAY!

I give you NoThInG