The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yay!

*abuses power instantly*

I give you the power to punch through planets.

 

[Zirat]

Hoorah!
*Falown-Pawnches Venus*
That wench had it coming....

I give you the gift of a free hit!
One person dead, anywhere at any time. No questions or suspicions back to you

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Huzzah for the shopkeep! I have someone in mind already. I'll have my people contact your people.

I give you all the leprechauns in the world.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Gold. Now. NOW!!!

I give you beef.

 

[Zirat]

Yay for dinner!

I give you the gift of a giant car eating robot dinosaur.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I use it on every rich persons car ever.

I give you revenge.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I take my revenge on an old enemy.

I give you satisfaction syrup.

 

[Eumersian]

I add some carbonated water, a few other things, and make a satisfaction soda.

I give you a bottle of pop.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use them for farming instead of killing.

I give you an exciting MM finale.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I disregard it.

I give some random chat logs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ignored.

I give you gravity altering powers.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I use them together with my time machine to confuse the hell out of Isaac Newton.

I give you ____________.

 

[cryogeist]

...huh...uhhh....yeah you can keep it

I give you a sherman tank

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I use it to store cookies in.

I give you this awesome top hat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I keep an AK-47 under it.

I give you madness.

 

[cryogeist]

THIS IS THE ESCAPIST!!!!111!!

I give you a crusader tank (British WW2 tank used in Africa...i think)
(please correct me if im wrong)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I drive it down London town.

[sub]Too bad you had to give me this mechanically unreliable piece of shit... I don't mind the cannon though.[/sub]

I give you the much superior M10 SPG.

 

[cryogeist]

wanna have a tank fight?
(i think its a tank)

I give you the artillery guns they use to take out battleships

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Artillery you say?

I give you the Swedish S-Tank [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridsvagn_103].