The gift game

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks, now I can actually be the Planet Express ship!

I give you the ultimate Far Side collection, as well as the ultimate Calvin & Hobbes collection.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Thank you!

I give you a PS4.

 

[Eumersian]

Lame. PC, bitches.

I give you Pokémon Sliver. The hilarious Russian bootleg of Pokémon Gold (interestingly enough, not Pokémon Silver).

 

[cryogeist]

YAY!

i give you a howitzer

 

[cryogeist]

....ok....thanks?

i give you a StuG AFV

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I tie it to a person I don't like and shove them into a thunderstorm.

I give you online gaming fun.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

For what?

I give you this delicious food.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give it to a homeless child.

I give you a Gold Medal.... for Curling.

 

[Eumersian]

Hopefully somebody on ebay will buy this worthless piece ofHey, curling is a pretty cool sport! Thanks.

I give you my unrequited salmon.

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks?

I give you a ppsh
(Russian WW2 SMG)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Grabs and runs off*

MINE!

[sub]I shall call you George.[/sub]

I give you a waterbottle full of magical elixer.

 

[cryogeist]

*drinks*

I give you a tiger 2 tank

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put it in my basement.

I give you an axe of capitalism. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepOL9EMDqU&feature=related]

 

[cryogeist]

*tosses*

i give you another flak 88

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I mount it to my ship and shoot down people with no imaginations!

I give you a Kraken!

 

[One Seven One]

I release it into the sea to ultimatly causing people to become paranoid of it!

I give you a police badge. Congratulations, you're now on the force!