The gift game

[Eumersian]

Cool.

I give you the entire province of Newfoundland.

 

[Dango]

I sell it to someone who wants it. As someone who is part French Canadian, I demand a province I care more about.

I give you lots of tangled wires.

 

[Eumersian]

GAAAHHH!! HOW DO I FIGURE OUT ALL OF THIS FUCK??

I give you friendship.

 

[Dango]

*Brofist*

I give you really long fingernails.

 

[cryogeist]

...*clip*
....*clip*
*5 minutes later*
well that sucked

I give you this

 

[Dango]

How I am supposed to fit in there?

I give you a crowbar.

 

[cryogeist]

How I am supposed to fit in there?

I give you a crowbar.

imagine it in actual size

OT: Thanks! *burst lock to chest open*

I give you NOTHING BUT PIZZA!!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

ROCK ON!

I give you Rorshach.

 

[cryogeist]

No fucking idea that that is...

I give you a tiger 2 tank

 

[Dango]

I melt it down and make a life size statue of it.

I give you a golden baseball bat.

 

[cryogeist]

*sells it on ebay*

I give you an AC130
*tosses keys*
its out back

 

[cryogeist]

...already had it!

I give you common sense

 

[Eumersian]

Two's better than one!

I give you the power to think of things.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks

I give you a WW2 Sherman tank

 

[Dango]

I invade Canada.

I give you a spare backspace key.

 

[Zirat]

Yay! Now I can erase mistakes twice as fast!

I give you the gift of flight!

 

[cryogeist]

...like wings?
awesome!

I give you a flak88

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sweet, now I can get those pesky mosquitoes come summertime!

I give you the gift of heavy metal playing abilities.

 

[cryogeist]

...no thank you

I give you a half track