The gift game

[Vakz]

So I can cruise around the streets, picking up girls with my retro half track? How thoughtful of you

I give you a weaponized minibike

 

[Eumersian]

Fuck yes.
*Cruises around all badass and such*

I give you fresh sunglasses.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oh mans! Now I can make one liners whilst solving crime!

I give you the gift of Thai food!

 

[cryogeist]

yum yum!(i think)

I give you this

stalins mother fucking organ!

 

[Vakz]

*Parks on your lawn* Any idea how much those fuel those things use? Thanks for trying to bankrupt me, jerk.

Gifting you the above truck. It's already in front of your house, so seems convenient.

 

[cryogeist]

*launches rockets into city*
WOOOO!!!

I give you this truck
*runs*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I destroy it immediately. I won't be framed by you.

I give you the Battleship King George IV.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hooray! The world is mine! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!

I give you the gift of Quebec, cause I don't wants it.

 

[cryogeist]

I turn it into a warzone

I give you scrap metal

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks, now I can weld it down to my bike and mount a grenade launcher.

I give you the gift of chocolate Death Star.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

OMFG!!!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE DEATHSTAR!

I give you a laser cat.

 

[cryogeist]

..*kills it*
anyone want burgers?

I give you cat burger

 

[Eumersian]

So cute, so delicious.

I give you a soda.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I drink it.

I give you a ton of Lego.

 

[Dango]

I make a lego starfish.

I give you said starfish.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hooray! I always likes the leggos!

I give you the gift of home videos.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My cinematographers eye is horrified.

I give you a base in space.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Great, I can always use another place to dock my ship.

I give you a never ending supply of bubble gum.

 

[Eumersian]

Lame.

I give you a French horn. Congratulations, you are now a loser.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Pssh. I sell it or trade it in for a trumpet, a real instrument.

I give you the ability to shapeshift.