The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put it in the fridge.

I give you a bag of crabs here.

 

[Eumersian]

Alaskan crab? Delicious.

I give you some fat, faaat food to eat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*OM NOM NOM*

THank god for fast metabolisms!

I give you true horror.

 

[Eumersian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!


I give you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Delicious screaming. I bottle this and save it for later.

I give you a Starfleet vessel.

 

[Eumersian]

What kind?

I give you a programming class.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks!

I give you 5 seconds
*loads sniper rifle*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*stabs you in the face*

I give you cosmetic surgery.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks...

I give you the best tank in the Canadian army

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I drive it over the American border, fire a shell, and drive back.

I give you a border skirmish.

 

[cryogeist]

TO BATTLE!

I give you a mortar round fired at your tank >

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I watch it explode and order my men in the woods to eliminate your artillery.

I give you an exposed flank.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I give you an attack from the front. [HEADING=2]AS IT IS ALWAYS THE BEST SOLUTION! NO EXCEPTIONS![/HEADING]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give you an attack from the front. [HEADING=2]AS IT IS ALWAYS THE BEST SOLUTION! NO EXCEPTIONS![/HEADING]

Yes, quite.

Attack my front.

I give you retreat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I do not accept.

I give you transporter technology.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks...?

I give you a m4a4 "firefly"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use it as a tractor.

I give you a T10 tank.

 

[cryogeist]

Для матушки-России!
I give you a sten