The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I read your book.

I give you constructive criticism.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give you an explanation.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More? YAY!

I give you a mentor figure.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hang it on a wall.

I give you carrots.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I use them to draw you a pretty picture.

I give you the picture.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use it to make money.

I give you a button that will destroy the world.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hot beans! Now I just have to try and not- *pushes the button* damn it!

I give you another planet to live on.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I look around and enjoy its beauty.

I give you delicious crab meat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Just in time for lunch! Thanks.

I give you an anti-poor device.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use it to unpoorify myself.

I give you spoon!

 

[cryogeist]

*eats soup*
YAY

i give you GOD LIKE POWERS!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use them in secret.

I give you candy.

 

[cryogeist]

...>_>
candy or "candy"

I give you a shotgun

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I shoot you for implying I would deceive someone.

*noms on Wonka Nerds*

I give you nostalgia.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You're giving me a NES, a SNES, and a Gameboy? Sweet deals! Thanks so much!

I give you a Fork-'O-Matic 500