The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put food in it.

I give you a starfish.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks, now I've got ..a starfish.

I give you a ventriloquist dummy.

 

[Dango]

I hug it and put it on my shelf.

I give you a record player.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Now I can be a DJ!

I give you a basket full of bat wings.

 

[Dango]

I throw them away. Thanks for the basket.

I give you a scarf.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks!

I give you a M8 Scott

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Tanks!

I give you a Gremlin.

 

[cryogeist]

*kills it*

I give you a flamethrower

 

[Dango]

I attach it to some fireworks on the 4th of July.

I give you a tail and cat ears.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Uh oh...

I give you RUN!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't need an aphrodisiac.

I give you the Battleship Rodney.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I sink it.

I give you milk.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Eh... I'll pass on spidercow milk.

I give you Hirogen.

 

[cryogeist]

???

I give you confutation

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Okay...

I give you a Uboat.

 

[Dango]

I put a mattress in it and use it as a bed.

I give you a massage chair.

 

[Dango]

I give it to the police.

I give you a ribbon.

 

[cryogeist]

*hangs self*

I give you a stealth bomber