The gift game

[Dango]

I spy on Russia.

I give you the locations of Russian military positions.

 

[cryogeist]

*hands them to missile launch guys*

I give you a pillbox

 

[Dango]

I sit there, waiting.

I give you golden, flowing hair.

 

[cryogeist]

>_>
biiiiitch

I give you 20 bullets to the skull

 

[Dango]

I'm dead...

I was going to give you the thing you always wanted most, but you know, since I'm dead...

 

[cryogeist]

>_>

I give you a revive

 

[Dango]

I thank you.

I give you whatever the thing you wanted is.

 

[cryogeist]

Tanks!

I give you more death

 

[Dango]

I come back as a ghost and haunt you.

I give you nightmares.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I never sleep again.

I give you casual Friday.

 

[Dango]

I sit at home.

I give you spiky hair.

 

[cryogeist]

>_>
biiiiitch

I give you
*flames with flamethrower*
>

 

[Dango]

I hug you,

giving you the gift of firehugs. You are now on fire.

 

[cryogeist]

BURN BABY BURN!!!

I give you a fire team to you know....put us out

 

[Dango]

I thank you, again.

I give you 3D glasses.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm glad I don't have to pay for them.

I give you a planet.

 

[cryogeist]

.....this is the best day ever

I give you pure liquid awesomeness

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I save it for when I need it.

I give you the Deathstar.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I... *popcorn munch*

I give you popcorn.